IgnacioMortimer

1870 pts ยท April 17, 2014


I think it's a jeffersons something behind the glass. Also a bookers hiding back there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also he painted that painting. He's an amateur artist. No joke

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that one with the train is definitely America. Brooklyn for sure....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We liked the photos, not so much the label "earth porn"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once caught the hairpiece of the woman in front of me on a coaster. AWKWARD...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be ridiculous

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a Guinness world record I'd respect. Most unleashed dogs posed in one picture by a single person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hugh respect for this man

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm like 90% sure that's not even a real star

9 years ago | Likes 442 Dislikes 2

She needs to clean up her act

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How do you look like?" Hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the spacious yard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, boxer struggles with pair of wild crocs!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Color her impressed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drink lots of coffee, eat lots of fruit, see lots of nature

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I didn't finish reading the list just to prove #1 wrong... No way that's what I did...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Warg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming @jessintherain is referring to the syrup in fountain drink dispensers that gets "watered down" to produce standard mt dew

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you've eaten nothing but corn, and the constipation finally gives way. All that pressure and all those kernels...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy it while it lasts, till the rebel scum get to it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On her left inner forearm (the one holding the Pokemon) you can make out several scars perpendicular to the length of her arm.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Interesting and cute and whatnot, but what kinda woman says, "ya know what? I'm gonna show my belly to this orangutan" ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And the second time around he forgot his protective visor. Won't be a third I guess

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Water it all you want, they don't grow in that climate. Guy needs to read a horticulture book.

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

You have to hear it with audio, the song "wobble" came on, it was hard for the drill to resist

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The urologist also fainted

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0