Ifuckthingsupwhenitalk

18237 pts ยท November 1, 2014


I just got home from an emergency vet visit, and didn't get to bring my baby home. Thank you, I needed this severely.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we had that same random dude in our store! why did they have to include his incredibly low-res hairy legs?!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna need about five of all those, please.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

now i have some proof to tell my roommate to take some goddamn theraflu, amy you fucking drama queen, and keep your ass in bed away from me!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the nails are pretty and all, but can we talk about how freaking weird and off those fingers look?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

same, but i'd expect it to be the two major navy bases that I live a stone's throw from. fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pixels and the lack thereof

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck. this is not a fun reminder of what i'm dealing with right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why is the toilet paper always so low? nothing enrages me more than the flusher going off early when i have to lean forward for some tp!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought i hallucinated this movie for the longest time, because i watched it for the first time with a hellish fever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

based on the comic, apocalypse meow

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was taught they were hobo eggs. I like everyone else's better. :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had thought you meant actual flamingo tongues. Needless to say, i was slightly confused.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's true and terrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to find these guys in storm drains. They get parasites that make them seek out water

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not gonna lie. that sounds incredible.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

would they be decent store bought? or should i hunt down a bakery that makes them?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never had a macaron, but they always look amazing. what are they like?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

my home town, i miss it more every day. yell at a squirrel for me please? they know what they did.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing romantic about it, just wanting to talk about video games and send pictures of horses wearing hats to this person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a word for wanting to be friends with a person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

International house of pancakes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did it specify which lips to kiss though?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Went to visit my grampa one day and found an ultrasound my cousin had left at his grave.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw that guy today! Good thing it didn't rain!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

congrats on getting ugly shoes

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You're a monster

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wa usa 25

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i could only remember my name is a good time to time and money to pay for the first time I've been working on a regular basis of the gm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL i might be Italian

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0