Even if I'm a fat guy?
I bet it actually works.
That's not even a joke.
So.. funny story.. to me atleast.
Advice Please
Dammit, Mother.
D'awww
I'm now up for playing with nerf guns...
Is.. is this a real thing? O.o
Eh? Eh?
Sure, it's acceptable when dogs do it. But a felony when I try against the hobo down my street.
How my dates go.
Which would you pick?
*Que boss music*
And you'll never be a shiny!
To Pokémon Tower you go.
I wonder if they'll be in FO4
Today is my Birthday and want it to be magical.
#hashtag Oh the irony...
I'm hungry now.
MRW I get out of speeding ticket.
Thirsty, yet you can't get that drink you really want...
MRW I get a new game and underestimate how hard the highest difficulty really is.
So majestic... giggity
WE RIDE AT DAWN!
All about perspective
MRW I call front seat at the same time as someone else.
Super... babies?
Well then...
So does 2 times 4, for the greater value of 4...
It's so stupid it might just... nope, nope, still bad idea..
MRW I see all the drama about the flag and gay marriage.
How I imagine pokemon moves work.
This is... wtf? New roomate please.
Turtles in a half shell...
...
Don't Fuck with The Batman
Where can I buy one.. thousand... of these?
BigFootJustic Comics
Ironic
Thank God I'm a Male.
Goddam Kids! Get off my lawn!
On a side note: Why is the rum gone?
Proof that life doesn't give you what you put into it.
haha.
So... I need some advice
Power-Up Mix-Up
Old fashion sass.
My reaction (see below)
MRW I can defy the law of physics and want to swing.
MRW I get confronted by Team Rocket
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait for it...
This brings up a good point...
Trolling in LoZ
Edge of Night - LoTR
Well this happened, spoiler alert, seems like a happy ending.