2635 pts ยท November 23, 2014
What is love?
TALK TO HIM. My fiance is 12 weeks pregnant. She told me she needs more sleep. So, I now wake up for our 7 month old so she can catch up.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel...great breed with a ton of personality
When creating my alter online ego (porn sites) I add snow to the end of my name
Red XIII's father (FFVII)
I spent 7 months working on my body...looked great. Took 1 week off to spend with a girl and have put on 15 pounds...I need motivation
This needs more upvotes
You're in too...we have high standards. Bacon...lots of bacon.
May I borrow some chloroform?
We are taking applications? You got beer?
I'm sad now
Prepare thy inbox
I realized I had no idea what color it was and had to look back. +1
Challenge accepted
I want to collect you two as Pokemon! Or is enslaving people still a no no?
Can I collect you two as Pokemon?
He can't read!! Hahahahaha I want all of you to be my friends
I want friends like you
It makes me happy to think that he friended him just to make that joke...I want friends like that...
Hilary has a bigger dick than all of them!
I watched this for so long hoping he was going to nut
That's a win, win...win.
Big ducking Smurf
This gave me an erection. I'm not ashamed.
I want to be petted...maybe have my belly rubbed...hmmm? Any takers?
Does that make the Holocaust an orgy?
Fuck
Michigan...
Did this with Cheetos - but it occurred to me as I was licking my last finger...
Portals
I've Overdosed and didn't want to say shit. So they induced vomiting. $20 of Taco Bell came out too - everywhere
TALK TO HIM. My fiance is 12 weeks pregnant. She told me she needs more sleep. So, I now wake up for our 7 month old so she can catch up.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel...great breed with a ton of personality
When creating my alter online ego (porn sites) I add snow to the end of my name
Red XIII's father (FFVII)
I spent 7 months working on my body...looked great. Took 1 week off to spend with a girl and have put on 15 pounds...I need motivation
This needs more upvotes
You're in too...we have high standards. Bacon...lots of bacon.
May I borrow some chloroform?
We are taking applications? You got beer?
I'm sad now
Prepare thy inbox
I realized I had no idea what color it was and had to look back. +1
Challenge accepted
I want to collect you two as Pokemon! Or is enslaving people still a no no?
Can I collect you two as Pokemon?
He can't read!! Hahahahaha I want all of you to be my friends
I want friends like you
It makes me happy to think that he friended him just to make that joke...I want friends like that...
Hilary has a bigger dick than all of them!
I watched this for so long hoping he was going to nut
That's a win, win...win.
Big ducking Smurf
This gave me an erection. I'm not ashamed.
I want to be petted...maybe have my belly rubbed...hmmm? Any takers?
Does that make the Holocaust an orgy?
Fuck
Michigan...
Did this with Cheetos - but it occurred to me as I was licking my last finger...
Portals
I've Overdosed and didn't want to say shit. So they induced vomiting. $20 of Taco Bell came out too - everywhere