IPoopOnCompanyTime

36558 pts ยท March 29, 2017


Long time imgurian, mostly lurker and comment farmer. My special talents include moving dirt, making any conversation weird, and a broad surface level knowledge over many things. I have 2 dogs, 2 cats, and one crotch goblin who is my personal little superhero. If you read this and are in need of help, reach out and I will feed you and your family for a day, possibly more if things are good on my end. If you are a veteran(or not) and need someone to talk to, I am available almost 24/7

I'm going to relay something taught to me a long time ago. "Think of the dumbest person you know, now realize thats about average and half the population is dumber than that"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With all the evidence and proof we have of the system continuously fucking the average person over, what is it going to take to get people to actually do something about it? What do we have to do to get people locking arms and marching? I see alot of "eat the rich", but no one has the grill fired up.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used it cause I'm an orphan and was hoping to find some family. I didn't but hey at least I'm poor so my data ain't worth much

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, looking at contributions a good number of em sell out their country for pennies on the dollar

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm in the hole trying to keep my family afloat. I'm disabled, I have a fixed income. I dunno what I'm gonna do. Fuckin scary times ahead

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it worth going through at 34? I'm 33 and I'm on my way to get one this year

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are spore vendors online....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But fuck it's done a number on my self esteem

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It all started when I just assumed that no woman would be interested in me so that there's never a misconception about them just being nice

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But once my dense head got around it, it opened my eyes pretty fuckin wide.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is the analogy my friend used to help me understand. My trailer trash ass didn't think he'd have issues cause he was "suburban".

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How's your defensible zone around your cabin? We've had a bad couple of summers out here in Southern oregon. Even on the coast.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean it's cheese, can't really blame you. One of the veggie crispers in my fridge is actually a cheese vault

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wanna find out

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet it would sound like velcro when you pulled them apart

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is me every year

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First one then the other

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hence it's other name Bois D'arc

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Runnin a pack is actually recommended. 3 livestock guardian dogs is normal, let's them work as a team and prevents them getting overwhelmed

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know what was in the chow hall chocolate milk but it was the best.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hope you like a full tang

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can make one.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeahbut getting laughed out of a locker room as a kid, or having your first partner laugh at your Jimmy sits with a kid

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Man I'm out and it's taking everything I got to not go. My wife would kill me if I died over there lmao

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to but I'm fuckin tired boss

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have working dogs, and those guys are spoiled too. ?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's hot (optional), and it'd ready.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@elbowdeepinabear

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Should see the mines the US has. You don't even have to get close to some.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, living the dream

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0