IOnlyUseThisAccountWhenImHigh

2583 pts · September 24, 2017


I discovered weed recently. So I created this account to isolate whatever weird/stupid things I might say while high.

No I like it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We have a weed smoking patio at my house. Highly (ha) recommended.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Driven through Nebraska a few times. It has no defining traits that I can recall.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know a poly blacksmith with a "polyhammerous" tattoo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's beautiful. Also, uhh, username relevant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joking on a stupid thing some orange moron said.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

From Virginia, can confirm.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My friend is an EMT and told me he's responded to stubbed toes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is it. This is how the revolution starts.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I don't believe you. No one vacuums that often.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The dick was a later addition, that's why it doesn't match up.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

How often you think they gotta clean brown streaks off that thing?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oi fuck off, I had mine over 80 mph today. lol

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Of course, I also bought some snap ring pliers there that broke the first time I tried to use them.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Although, I have a big set of like 25 of the titanium coated bits I got there in about 2008 for $20 that I still use.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh right. You gotta cross-multiply.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hallelujah.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I haven't listened to it, but I believe that's what the podcast is. Him getting more in depth with the experts.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Then again, I also don't actually want a house. I like travel and not worrying about home maintenance.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Currently posting from camper in a Walmart parking lot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weed comes in it's own resealable containers now. Yayy legal weed.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Found one in my grandpa's car as a kid. It was full of .38 special rounds.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 is honestly the best concise description of bitcoin I've ever seen.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are so many dogs in Texas in need of adoption that they ship them all over. I've seen tons in shelters in WA. Adopt local if you can.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He didn't sleep well.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best moment working at Target: Lady after I got Black Ops from the case for her: "Aw hell no. He told me it was rated E" and walked away.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hang out with animators. You see some stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0