IMustGrowUpReally

93308 pts ยท April 5, 2015


They're all good snacks, Breuer.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naah, it's a hatch(et)-back.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Friend: "His pants took a hit"

Injured dude: "Wrecked 'em"

Friend: "Yeah, his rectum took a hit too"

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They're all good diamond dogs, Bront.

5 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The stairs are lava.

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hopefully not in the last 35 years...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Department of Joustice think otherwise.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude on his back looks like he should be holding a large mug of coffee, contemplating the day ahead.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sublime... -inal

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Q What's the difference between a press and a male giraffe?

A One has hydraulics...

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did Frod like all the changes, or was he on the fence?

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They're all good bogs, Dront.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mirthmaid

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His is more like an inner log.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got it.

7.0% and go up to 8.0% if necessary.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you've thought this through. Where is the spare tyre?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pen is not an option.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't fret.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 She lost it at the end :)

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 Borderline RH / honey blond, but I'll allow it :)

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Well blade, sir.

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

There's mortar this than meets the eye.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

"...and when I looked up during that rain storm, all I could hear was birbs having a bath".

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have bowed out long before that.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'll end up paw.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Note how birb creates birbles in the water.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Excuse me sir, you've got a dent in your car... a ROdent..."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you left in a blaze of glory.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why add 'eagle' to what looks like a traditional owl?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just some help from a kind sole.

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