IMakeEverythingSexual

132382 pts ยท August 7, 2012


fluffy pink handcuffs, and some weird medications meant to be taken everyday that they never came back for

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah that's fine, just don't have 6 people sleep in the room if its occupancy 4 (fire laws) and dont be loud after 10pm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not me personally but my boss had a guy naked on the floor of a hallway once! Drunk and walked out of his room then forgot where to go

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure how we could even do that. There's no cameras in the room and no connecting rooms between doors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonderful! I hope you stay with us again! Oh? Next week? Sold out. Yeah. Sold out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh right away sir! So sorry about your penis. Can I offer you free breakfast?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or if I am suspicious that they are using a stolen credit card

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Drug users and people who are going to use the room for a party or under aged have been my personal reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Did I not? You see. People ask questions. I answer them. That is the post.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The customers themselves are fine. The sites interaction with us is what makes it awful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Under the desk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are the worst. They will give us bad credit cards, sell rooms we dont have, or just not even make the booking.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pool yes. Fake breakfast that's been out for hours with eggs that come out of a box? No

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

okay but when you complain that your kid used 8 towels in the pool room and now there's none don't expect much!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the blanket maybe. sheets top sheets and pillowcases will always be clean but the blanket not every day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah well then it sounds like you already have your answer!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean...it's a pretty flashy strip club.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As much as he can dream of. Woodchuck power!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sure. Can you bring me the ones that aren't good enough for you for some reason so I can have any later though?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Clear the lobby? why?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be nice. Book on hotwire. Book in advance. All solid options

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first week someone called and asked if i'd rather go to a strip club in this town or just get one the of "movies"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We hang football banners on command hooks for football nights. One patron decided to "help" take them down. Ripped every single hook off

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too small of a hotel to have a concierge. But um... *cough* old bell air *cough*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

With great trust and greater thrusts

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I saw it 5 times once on one flight

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

He went to school for 4 hours and then came home. I think not.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel more like punching right now. If I punch him in the balls will that count?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammit should say mrw not mrs. My rage has grown

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2