IExplainTheObvious

26798 pts ยท June 24, 2016


I explain obvious things.

This is not the usual method of making butter. It is also not normally made by ponies.

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Yes, that's the point. Please refer to the username.

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Asbestos is a fireproof material that was widely used in construction until it was found to cause serious health issues when breathed.

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These are recreations of the talismans from the cartoon Jackie Chan Adventures. They probably do not actually grant superpowers.

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This is a reference to Russia's disastrous invasion of Ukraine. The bear represents Russia, and the bird represents Ukraine.

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Egghead is a term used to describe a smart person. This person has literal eggs on their head.

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Generally, one cannot speak ill of a poor supervisor due to fear of reprisal. This is one of many issues with the American workplace.

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Sometimes, people come close to epiphanies, but fall short due to their own preconceptions and prejudices.

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The dog is not actually speaking. The woman is narrating what she thinks the dog might be thinking. It is very cute.

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Yoko Ono uses music as an experimental artform. Many people do not like her music. John Lennon did, and married her.

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This is a model. OP does not actually have a full-sized aircraft carrier on their desk. It is actually somewhat smaller than the real thing.

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The human is wearing a mask that resembles the corgi's face. He is not actually a cynocephalic.

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The birds are actually threads embroidered onto a background. This is not actually a photograph of a flock flying in the clouds.

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The ancient picts of Scotland wore woad, a blue body paint. This was used in the movie Braveheart, though it was anachronistic.

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This is a reference to the videogame 5 Nights at Freddy's. An incident alluded to is when one of the animatronics bit a customer.

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The young bird is peeking out from under its parent. Similarly, children often hide in and peek out of clothing racks in stores.

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This is a painted plastic figure. It is not actually a space goblin. It probably will not stab you when you're not looking.

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This is an edited clip from the movie Ghost. In the movie, they are making pottery instead of petting a cat. This is much cuter.

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Cats like to chase small moving things. Mouse cursors trigger their hunting instincts. Tinsel looks extremely cute and determined.

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Housecats like warm spots. Sun beams helped warm an area, making it ideal for kitty relaxation. This cat is extremely cute.

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This is a well-painted gaming miniature. It is not actually a giant, murderous monster bear.

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Ricardo Montalban played a character named Khan in Star Trek 2. This is a pun on ex-con, or ex-convict.

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Real opossums can't talk.

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This is a comic of an opossum finding a piece of froot (sic) in the trash. The misspelling gives a simple, but endearing impression.

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These are figures for the game Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. OP has not found actual tiny lizard people.

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These are sticks and a pinecone. However, children are able to imagine them as weapons during play.

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The insect is not actually screaming. It is making sound by rubbing its legs along its abdomen.

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This is a clip from the game No Man's Sky. OP has probably not actually visited an alien planet with giant worms.

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