IDriveAMinivan

42136 pts · August 27, 2013


No

The assholes who don’t want to pay their taxes is who pisses me off.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d like to say a long, loud, hearty FUCK YOU to each and every one of them. My husband pays NYS taxes. We. Do. Not. Live. In. NY. We live in Texas but his company’s HQ is there and he’s paid out of that office. Since we don’t have income tax in Texas, there isn’t a reciprocal rate. So we pay federal, state and property tax. My husband is also an immigrant who can’t vote. So fuck all of them. We’ve spent 20 years with CPAs there is NO getting around it.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did see one woman who was protesting in a penis inflatable was arrested for lewd behavior. 😂😂😂😂😂

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m sure Martha Stewart is cackling like a maniac. As she should!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m be disappointed in my husband if he didn’t look! She’s stupid hot!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He thought guns deaths were worth it for the 2nd amendment. 🤷🏼‍♀️

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The local neighborhood group threatened to sue us if we subdivided I to 3 lots for a multiple family compound instead of 2 because they didn’t want it to give developers a chance to break these big lots up more. It’s in central south austin. Our lot is 1.3 acres. Lots around us are bigger but they are ferocious about keeping it the same. 🙄

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I volunteer at a kitten nursery and this is us. We squee over every kitten that comes in. Like we’ve never seen a kitten before. It never gets old.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They do not believe he’s a rapist or a pedophile. These dumb bastards think the list is just going to be democrats.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Lt Gov. Dan Patrick announced today that since the floods killed half a camp of wealthy primary white girls they will be funding the alarm system.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And the owners son is a predator. He was charged with secretly recording women in the bathroom at his lake house and child pornography charges have now been added.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. The owner is MAGA and his son has just been charged for child pornography.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s going to get so much worse when all the new ICE funding kicks in.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is wild to me. My grandfather was born in 1895. I’m 50. Every one has been had kids late in my family for a while.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I just stay inside.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s so hard sometimes. My Home Ec teacher when I was in high school had a baby. I swear it looked like Alice the Goon from old Popeye cartoons.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is now 3.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My solid ginger girl is named Dream.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The day I don’t have to worry about my child being gunned down in his classroom is the day I will support a cell phone ban.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really wished people would spell her name correctly. It’s spelled KKKarolying.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just chop them up and roast them.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KKKarolying is how her first name is actually spelled.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I recently saw a video of a woman swimming in a river and she was attacked by a capybara. It. Was. Fucking. Terrifying!!!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Howard was born in my hometown and is listed as the only famous person on the towns Wiki page. It’s Peaster TX for this curious. A nothing of a town when I was growing up. Basically a church on one side of the road and the school on the other. No shops or red lights.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 When your sad song doesn’t hurt enough so you have to listen to it again. Just me?!?

10 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Cloud cover broke enough over Austin to see it.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s hard to mourn someone who still alive but isn’t the person who raised you. Yesterday sucked.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Covent Garden.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0