56043 pts · May 22, 2016
I'm mostly here to make stupid jokes. (Hi mostly here to make stupid jokes, I'm Dad!) I'll see myself out.
Coyly covering up that banana dong with her arms
Plåååååg doctor ?
This is like mine and my boyfriend's relationship. Except he refuses to believe that I'm a Payless shoe, no matter how many times I show him
More like having kids with a man, only to realize he's the biggest toddler in your house and doesn't contribute. Yeah, no thanks.
What a fucking child
You feeling jealous and insecure is exactly what she's going for. She knows you're better off without her. You'll get there, in time.
Sure, in the right setting. But day to day I need people to leave me alone, lol. Source: I'm a Dane
Aww, this doesn't have the ending. He has trouble getting up and calls himself a stuckasaurus <3
What a dunce. YOU are gonna be absolutely fine. You're beautiful and capable. He's a dick with communication issues.
Don't fucking force your dog to run next to your bike. If you wanna bike, leave the fucking dog at home!
Even if it was ugly Brunhilda that's missing three teeth and smells vaguely like cat pee?
Now imagine all of that sweet talk, but that at any moment this woman could overpower you and kill you. And that it happens frequently.
It definitely is racist to assume someone has a different country of origin than you if it's only bc they look different to you.
Every single doctor I've met could use that. Some should really be forced to renew their medicine license like you do drivers'.
So, was the reason she didn't have a job bc she wanted to stay at home and clean for you or bc she couldn't?
You need to talk to a professional, not just your dad. Thoughts of suicide are serious - don't take this lightly. Lots of hugs <3
Not really. They're that important in their own minds, so it's ok. All of their anger is justified to them. All leftie anger is snowflakery.
As a Dane, we absolutely think it's tragic. But I think it's a laugh or cry situation. It's just so absurd.
I think it's enough that they themselves give a shit
I'm Danish, mine too!
Unless it isn't
To get the honey out of regular combs, you need centrifuges and stuff, plus the bees use resources on making the wax combs.
Weird how Imgur insists that it hates TikTok content, but loves it when it doesn't say it's from TikTok
Or maybe his parents didn't push him at all and this is just what he wanted to do.
Do you see them all the time? I only see them if I squint
Not all of us were fucking nerds. I was, though. And am to this day.
I don't feel for her. I feel for the child. That mother deserves every bad feeling she feels.
The way the back dude keeps scooting to get their bits away from each other XD
I'm betting this guy already had kids, so unless they died too, I'm not sure it's natural selection either. Just sad stupidity :/
Coyly covering up that banana dong with her arms
Plåååååg doctor ?
This is like mine and my boyfriend's relationship. Except he refuses to believe that I'm a Payless shoe, no matter how many times I show him
More like having kids with a man, only to realize he's the biggest toddler in your house and doesn't contribute. Yeah, no thanks.
What a fucking child
You feeling jealous and insecure is exactly what she's going for. She knows you're better off without her. You'll get there, in time.
Sure, in the right setting. But day to day I need people to leave me alone, lol. Source: I'm a Dane
Aww, this doesn't have the ending. He has trouble getting up and calls himself a stuckasaurus <3
What a dunce. YOU are gonna be absolutely fine. You're beautiful and capable. He's a dick with communication issues.
Don't fucking force your dog to run next to your bike. If you wanna bike, leave the fucking dog at home!
Even if it was ugly Brunhilda that's missing three teeth and smells vaguely like cat pee?
Now imagine all of that sweet talk, but that at any moment this woman could overpower you and kill you. And that it happens frequently.
It definitely is racist to assume someone has a different country of origin than you if it's only bc they look different to you.
Every single doctor I've met could use that. Some should really be forced to renew their medicine license like you do drivers'.
So, was the reason she didn't have a job bc she wanted to stay at home and clean for you or bc she couldn't?
You need to talk to a professional, not just your dad. Thoughts of suicide are serious - don't take this lightly. Lots of hugs <3
Not really. They're that important in their own minds, so it's ok. All of their anger is justified to them. All leftie anger is snowflakery.
As a Dane, we absolutely think it's tragic. But I think it's a laugh or cry situation. It's just so absurd.
I think it's enough that they themselves give a shit
I'm Danish, mine too!
Unless it isn't
To get the honey out of regular combs, you need centrifuges and stuff, plus the bees use resources on making the wax combs.
Weird how Imgur insists that it hates TikTok content, but loves it when it doesn't say it's from TikTok
Or maybe his parents didn't push him at all and this is just what he wanted to do.
Do you see them all the time? I only see them if I squint
Not all of us were fucking nerds. I was, though. And am to this day.
I don't feel for her. I feel for the child. That mother deserves every bad feeling she feels.
The way the back dude keeps scooting to get their bits away from each other XD
I'm betting this guy already had kids, so unless they died too, I'm not sure it's natural selection either. Just sad stupidity :/