IBuiltAFreakingArk

72318 pts ยท May 8, 2016


The current political climate hurts my heart and head.

*fakes death and makes it to escape "presidential plane"* "PUNCH IT!" *so excited he dies*

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But why, the why is missing. I refuse to accept that "ketchup is childish" as the answer, where is the WHY of this opinion?!?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Invented the word Halitosis to sell failing floor cleaner as a mouth wash

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate the tsa, I checked my luggage, still went through my stuff and took my checked knife. Which I checked in. So they wouldn't take it. Because it was checked. Because that's the correct thing to do when you have something they don't want you having access to. It was a present and I'll never forgive them for that.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I believe that 1. He has to die naturally, like a heart attack / publicly, with a heart attack, because then 2. Power vacuum of incompetence will consume itself. We cannot kill him, that'll make a martyr

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gets arrested for being not white* "I felt my life was in danger so I committed various atrocities against her"

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having dirty thoughts and unrealistic expectations

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TV show

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Gotta use hot water first, cold water for those going for records

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Died actually to a freaking normy vampire, what a lame way to go after having his friend drink god like a juice box, "oh no normal vampires!"

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are my dark side swings blue

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*trying to get my dog's harness on * "please, we've been doing this for two years, I'm not going to hurt you... Just... Please... Hold still... There" *repeat until both dead*

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't READ the Hobbit, I listened to it, then the fellowship, then the twin towers, and Faeamir just got darted in return of the king. Honestly these books need to be longer, the story feels rushed and the singing has really dropped off after the fellowship

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being angry is good, being angry at the correct people is best

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, you're saying both methods are valid?!? Wild

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do we even have an orphan crushing machine, I don't care how many you save from it, why do we have it

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vitamin c increases the bioavailability of iron -my college nutrition textbook from 2019

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why they wear skinny jeans, you can't physically reach the drugs

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we start "deporting" Republican senators in black face? The people won't know, Venezuelans won't care, and the other republicans won't want to help because "ew not white"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Corporations saving money by setting time bombs in their machinery with demons instead of code. "Who has holy water anyways?"

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're not chopping down forests or splitting the red sea I don't want to hear it, amateurs everywhere

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched a guy throw himself from the bottom layer to the top of a bouldering wall I was struggling with. He all but flew and I was jealous

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never got to know my daughter, 1 hour of life is really limited, but I still can't reciprocate, it hurts too much to remember let alone hold her sometimes.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Where was Gondor? Fighting for its life. Literally had no spare people as they were fighting and dying, just like your ancestors were

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://media1.giphy.com/media/BAJ4R7Xo086rnPq00Y/200w.webp?cid=a57373e5fazege4xj7cdbxc2yhe1ugy4s1gu68cqivf12bja&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g further debate of what the Bible says and what it doesn't say isn't going to actually change what you think so I'm not going to try. I'm sorry you've been hurt or disgusted by religion, I'm there with you.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh, taking his business license would just kill him

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you mean being back school pizza, have schools stopped existing?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

World is proper nasty and I'm sorry it's not better.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0