IBlueUp

20192 pts ยท November 10, 2012


keep going you fat bitch

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 126

I hate college i want to drop out. (freshman)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

for thinking that we could be something for real?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why! you're not alone in a country where the majority of people identify as Christians! no way!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

I made something like this a year ago and posted it on twitter for hella retweets. I WAS THE FIRST. I WAS THE ORIGINAL.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

good! maybe they'll stop being fat.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

more like nerdy douchetard

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

there's always gotta be one asshole like you that says this fucking bullshit fuck you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

what the fuck is wrong with you?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

why would you put cookies in your chilli?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I can't believe you're eroding the trust of a friendship in exchange for upvotes. You're a terrible person.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Bro, I was watching sportscenter all day yesterday. Lebron James. Anyway, I'm going to fuck some hoes at the bar. Am I right?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Wow! it sucks how technology has evolved so that we can easily share moments of our lives with others! That fucking sucks!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

It should* just be "Nigga, eat a snickas"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

hhahhhahhhaahahhahahahahahahahhahaahah

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hey you a lia

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

you're right I'm an asshole, happy halloween!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm just sorry the public school system failed you so horribly that you don't even know what an Aardvark is

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

maybe you should go fuck yourself? oh wait, there's already a stick up there.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

He's a tree! Since when is a tree not 100 percent done with everyone's shit. He's just really into the character.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

swag bitch swag. how'd you become operations manager? did you have to work your way up?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

what degree and job do u have pls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You don't know shit about the trinity homeboy get on my level or get the fuck out

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

papal infallibility just means that when when he's speaking ex cathedra on matters of faith, he's infallible.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where did God come from? If you're so content with believing God just created Himself, why not say the same for the universe?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

real ass niggas

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

if you think this is funny you're definitely a fucking nerd

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i never thought i would find a statement with 'top shelf pussy' in it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I bet you read this book since you're so smart

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

probably cause you were trying to hard to impress people/make them take you seriously. communication is about efficiency, not big words

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3