IBeEBaD

125 pts · September 19, 2024


#16 This. Sooooooo this. She "tidied" my garage/workshop once. Just once.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of our Puggles would howl like this if my wife left the room for more than five seconds (an eternity to him), the other would only ever 'sing along' when she heard an ambulance/police/fire siren. Cute AF, TBH! :D

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I identify with so many of these memes; some have affected me in the past but no longer do, and some never used to but now appear to. I've never been 'professionally diagnosed', but as I get older I can clearly see I'm somewhere on some scale, and I've been 'self-medicating' with "feck it and feck 'em; if they can't get over that they can feck orf!". I've found it works quite well.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I had to comment on this photo, not just because your moggy looks very much like our not-so-little demonic, eternal food-to-poop processing, often overly affectionate (to the point where he drools), heat-stealing, dog-booping furball, but also because he's named Apollo. A pair of handsome deities, and Apollo knows it! XD

I hope you've recuperated over the last couple of months and are keeping your chin up in these seemingly pre-dystopian times.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's all part of the power and control organised religions allow; you don't see huge stone cathedrals being built now the church has lost so many of its 'flock', especially its wealthy, European 'Royals'.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was gorgeous in every sense of the word! RIP, Princess.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 I laughed far too much at that! XD

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LMFTFY:
"Turning into the *shittiest* Bond villain".

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish my vertibræ still looked like that.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, your 1.5KW kettles v's our 3KW jobbies.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#15 Don't forget to warm the pot before adding the tea and boiling water!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not like he did it out of any kind of benevolence or charity; he did it purely for profit.
He's worse than a snake oil seller and he's self-absorbed beyond compare, and a neo-Nazi to boot. He should NOT be lionised in any way whatsoever!

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see photos or videos of buildings in Rome, I can't help but say "I've climbed that, and jumped off it, too!".
Some of the looks I get from people are great.
Okay, it was in Assassin's Creed, but still... XD

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking medication for chronic issues is all fine (as I do), but when you have to take other meds to counter the side effects of those meds, then other meds to counteract the side effects of _those_ meds, it all starts getting a bit "Oh, FFS!".

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, no, it's part of a real spaceship! This, and the others, are the re-entry modules from the smaller versions of the original 'Vulture' ship built in 1979 by the Jettison Scrap and Salvage Company, AKA Salvage 1. The larger, earlier models went to the Moon to salvage the valuable leftover tech from the Apollo missions, and these smaller craft were designed to go into Earth's orbit to collect defunct satellites, et cetera. :P

Man, I'm old!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#48 Talkie Toaster would kick that thing's arse all the way to Silicon Heaven!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 This is so wrong!

She needs to hold the axe much further down the shaft to get full power out of her swing!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#44
Here's a tree in summer.
Here's a tree in winter.
Here's a bunch of flowers.
Here's your April showers.

*Chucks grass seeds GF's face.
/Things you didn't realise you still remembered from when you were a kid.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, 'k mate; thanks for trying.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Far, FAR too many excellent memes to comment on just one!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your lefty meme collection is anything like your succulents collection, I'm in for a massive haul of goodies! And I thought I had a lot, so many I've run out of windowsill space! XD

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've *ahem* 'borrowed' a few of the more socialist-leaning images from your most excellent m-m-m-meme dump! ✊

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#13 If I saw someone wearing that, my first thought would honestly be "What are they being downvoted for?". XD

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a "radical left lunatic" (ie socialist) from the UK, I have to say that this is one of, actually, THE best dump I've ever seen!

PS I'm appropriating some... okay, LOTS of them for 'the cause'. :D

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kudos for knowing who he is, then times it by a gazillion for the awesome idea! :D

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About 20 minutes before you got here. - Bud-um tish!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LMFTFY:
"How's about FUCKIN NOPE!!!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0