IAmEveryone

1983 pts ยท July 5, 2015


Pretty much a lurker. I feel like I fit in here because I have weird cats and occasionally like inappropriate material.

If I was a teacher, I would gtfo the millisecond someone required me to carry and train with a gun. Wtf

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My FIL is the oldest of 12. There are about 65 grandkids, and 14 great grandkids with 4 more on the way. It's astonishing.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Norwalk is like 20 mins from my hometown.....I wish I could say this is surprising

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thoroughly washed it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely once used a zucchini to masturbate and then served it for dinner that night with my bf ?

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 12

That was stone cold, Steve Austin

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

C sharp (left) and D flat (right) are the same note ??

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

#4 ugh me, but with tissues. My husband finally just grabbed some and led me away still doing math in my head...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Garlic gloves"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Saaaaaame!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/E0XqqyR I don't know to make the picture show up lol (I just lurk and comment) so hopefully this works!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat has deformed stumpy front legs and is named Rex for that reason. He's adorable

5 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

I think it was a female moose. As to your other questions...i got nothing

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I have heard that a Ken is a male Karen

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol! If only I had read it!! The clues were there the whole time!

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You know it's too early when your answer is Man Ant, and you can't figure out what's funny about it.....

6 years ago | Likes 491 Dislikes 2

I read the title as two pterodactyls and a tripod. And I was intrigued.

6 years ago | Likes 250 Dislikes 1

Can we talk about that Twitter handle tho?

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Plumber would pronounce it union-ized, while chemist would say un-ionized (ions being particles that have gained or lost electrons)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best of luck to you guys! I'm living a success story too =)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thanks! Depression is a doozy, but he's doing really well nowadays =)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My advice: if you can forgive and move past together, it has to stay in the past. No bringing it up in arguments or keeping grudges. GL!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every relationship is different. People might think me dumb, but I was not giving up on my husband when he needed help

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

And discovered deep seeded issues of depression and alcoholism. We both commited to putting in the work and are closer than ever...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

It really isn't cut and dry. Hubs and I are devoted to each other. He was unfaithful to me twice in first year of marriage. Confronted him..

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Keep on dry substrate, not in water. Good light and UVB. Scrub shell with chlorohexidine at least twice a day until you can get to vet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've thought this for ages!! There's always one! And in this case, two.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Metallica's Turn the Page is mediocre. His voice isn't good for the song and it lacks musicality compared to original IMO

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Its all good. It is kind of a complicated position!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A libero can touch the ball anywhere. But there are restrictions on how they play the ball in certain situations

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0