475 pts ยท March 29, 2016
Instructions unclear. Pet tiger gummed me to death
Instructions unclear. Bounced my chest off friends huge balls. Broke neck and pride
Instructions unclear. Now in relationship with father in law.
Well thank you good sir. (I made an exception to my rule to thank you)
Instructions unclear. Laminated myself. Became God. Created humans. Laminated humans. Humans died. Laminated my tears.
Instructions unclear. "invented" super hero universe
Instructions unclear. Messed with 36,000 kids. Now ded
Instructions unclear. Accepted doge. Now have doge
Instructions unclear. Banged Linda on table
Instructions unclear. Wrapped in yo-yo strings
Instructions unclear. Fried cat
Instruction unclear. Got high
Instructions unclear. Googled Tracy Morgan. Restraining order...
Instructions unclear. Banned from red lobster
Instructions unclear. Threw fish at an Australian
Instructions unclear. Kissed a husky. Relationship status changed from "single" to "its complicated"
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. THUMBS UP TO CAPS
Instructions unclear. Drowned bird
Instructions unclear. Tried hunting mammoth to relive childhood. Ded
Instructions unclear. Ded
Instructions unclear. Drowned a baby.
Instructions unclear. Set myself on fire
Instructions unclear. Cooked viagra
Instructions unclear. Got possessed
Instructions unclear. Put yogurt in penis
Instructions unclear. Thought I was underwater. Held breath. Ded
Instructions unclear. Ordered kale.
Instructions unclear. Spent my life savings on food. Did I win?
Instructions unclear. Lost chess game
Instructions unclear. Pet tiger gummed me to death
Instructions unclear. Bounced my chest off friends huge balls. Broke neck and pride
Instructions unclear. Now in relationship with father in law.
Well thank you good sir. (I made an exception to my rule to thank you)
Instructions unclear. Laminated myself. Became God. Created humans. Laminated humans. Humans died. Laminated my tears.
Instructions unclear. "invented" super hero universe
Instructions unclear. Messed with 36,000 kids. Now ded
Instructions unclear. Accepted doge. Now have doge
Instructions unclear. Banged Linda on table
Instructions unclear. Wrapped in yo-yo strings
Instructions unclear. Fried cat
Instruction unclear. Got high
Instructions unclear. Googled Tracy Morgan. Restraining order...
Instructions unclear. Banned from red lobster
Instructions unclear. Threw fish at an Australian
Instructions unclear. Kissed a husky. Relationship status changed from "single" to "its complicated"
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. THUMBS UP TO CAPS
Instructions unclear. Drowned bird
Instructions unclear. Tried hunting mammoth to relive childhood. Ded
Instructions unclear. Ded
Instructions unclear. Drowned a baby.
Instructions unclear. Set myself on fire
Instructions unclear. Cooked viagra
Instructions unclear. Got possessed
Instructions unclear. Put yogurt in penis
Instructions unclear. Thought I was underwater. Held breath. Ded
Instructions unclear. Ordered kale.
Instructions unclear. Spent my life savings on food. Did I win?
Instructions unclear. Lost chess game