Hyperion319

1044 pts ยท October 8, 2015


I thought this was a painting of a toilet on a pumpkin at first

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 people back then be like: it's made of hardwood and iron...... so you can walk around easier.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was the cleanest gif ever until I realized it wasn't

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone seen my irregular shaped piece of Styrofoam and my cup of acetone?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a gag on the Simpsons where they called a show Britain's longest running sitcom, and then added today we're showing all 5 episodes

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, 2 hillbillies were blowing into them

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I heard justin roilands voice the whole time in my head the whole time I read that.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Avionics Specialist, USAF :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, my friends Shiba does the thing where she lays down on the thing you're trying to focus on

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shibas are actually super tiny despite how they look in photos, not chihuahua tiny but like fox tiny

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Michael finds the one thing he's afraid of.... commitment. Coming this summer

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kinda like when your parents tell you that you wouldn't like the ice cream they don't want to share

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember how we was a suspect in a murder?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how we get termites

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you, I know a lot of people who agree with you, I just enjoyed it for what it was

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like that's the point of the game was to make this dialogue, nobody is a saint in that world

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Last of us fans are butthurt about abby killing joel and then the game making you empathize with her

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Spoilers in next comment

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't recall Mandela ever charging 150 dollars for a white t shirt, but sure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best kind

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought this was from fallout 3 haha

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for john mulaney reference

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Animal crossing may as well be the official game of dad jokes lol

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until I scrolled all the down I thought it was a lady on life support and the hat was a weird blanket

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never considered that, thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spam is huge all over the Pacific for some reason

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1