Hushing

1113 pts ยท September 24, 2015


Asthma and dead sex workers, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Re 10 - remember, lift the screen to your face.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( U ok hun?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The 'spaz' mocks all with cerebral palsey. That's not a good thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah, the 'spaz'. A favourite of bullies and don't-know-better kids. Trump here is a 70yo pres candidate. Fucking hell.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That makes it worse. He's doing the 'spaz'. He mocks people by doing the 'spaz'. He's a colossal fuckwad.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I love this stuff. So perfectly pitched.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, humour's funny.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

There's too much traffic, says man being traffic. Twat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm just going to hope 'horses' refers to a collection of people with that Nic Cage/Sarah Jessica Parker 'why the long face?' look.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Unforgiving Potty Mouths are the fucking worst. Prideful Abortionists are a great bunch, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For example, one can be biologically male but not 'masculine', which should teach us what horseshit gender is and we ought to dump the idea.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Biology is, well, biology. Gender is all the stuff that's not inevitable outcome of particular chromosomes but rather social/cultural norms.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He thinks we won't notice it's a combover. That's how low his opinion of us is. We're fucked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That muffin joke's good. I know *of* Schumer, but that's about it. I'm not 'with it' anymore. Lots of Amys about now, though. Emmas too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a non-issue, but it flies in the face of the myth that hard work is rewarded, and godammit, we need that myth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hello. You look lovely. You're probably actually awful, but let's not ruin this moment, eh? And Merry Christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reason is that pink, being a more decided and stronger color, is more suitable for a boy, while blue, which is more delicate and dainty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"There has been a great diversity of opinion on the subject, but the generally accepted rule is pink for the boy and blue for the girl...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure #4 is a butt plug.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might learn how to spell 'tyre' first. Bloody yanks. :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well, when finding the truth can cost you your life, maybe you put more value on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even then, no. There's nothing to 'balance' against abortion, because it's a very particular situation without an analogue for the father.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

No, because that's not the same thing. Comparable would be if a woman can leave the child with the father and walk away from responsibility.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 10

Trump could have saved himself a lot of bother by being a legit and competent candidate.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

There's loads out there like this, in the UK at least. I've dated a few and married one. Couldn't imagine being with a status-obsessed woman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just go to bed with each other already, ffs. Get it over with. Should clear the tension.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2