HunterCop

12000 pts · October 16, 2011


German policemen with two dogs, one wife and two georgeous spawns. Born, raised and still living in a small town where 2000y ago the romans got smashed very hard! My newest inner calling is to be a hunter, which requires a few very hard tests over here. But I love the nature and feel the duty to protect and care for it. Update: I just got my license! Hooray! I love riding my Yamaha R1 and getting on track with it to feel like my hero Valentino Rossi. As the good german I am, I've drunk most of this countries beers and now I'm trying out foreign drafts.

Does the last kid kind of look like Chris Pine?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Story time?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaron earned an iron urn. Do I really sound like this? ^^

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*bUt mY diCk iS tOo biG FoR cOnDomS*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now sell them to Madam Nazar

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't. carry. your. dogs! It is toxic for their behavioural development. Other than that: cute pupper 7/5

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

You got any source for that? I'm quite sure my country would work together with the USA in a murder case.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What I've learned from TV is that your child will become a serial killer. nevermind

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

me how?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are you, by any chance, Arthur Morgan?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I thought! Just had to make sure someone pointed that out!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Netflix will destroy the McRib

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finkle... is... Einhorn! *teethbrushing intensifies

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There's no way these are living squirrels! Still funny, though!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds a bit like the "drop a grenade" perk

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that called B.C.?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Perfection.gif

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2/2 number of people over all. At the time of the lockdown it would have been a felony if you met with 10 people or more.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is it okay for everyone to sit so close together without masks on? Over here that would be a fine of 250 to 500€, depending on the 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Futurama did it first.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This Leonardo-meme-thing is going too far!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

So, what did Casey Anthony do? Do I want to know?

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Da lässt die Kleine sogar die Milchschnitte links liegen...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait! He is no more?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You've said it already. Make black people property again and right-wingers and Trumpers will do care! /s

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and some of them can never love at all... :'(

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0