German policemen with two dogs, one wife and two georgeous spawns. Born, raised and still living in a small town where 2000y ago the romans got smashed very hard! My newest inner calling is to be a hunter, which requires a few very hard tests over here. But I love the nature and feel the duty to protect and care for it. Update: I just got my license! Hooray! I love riding my Yamaha R1 and getting on track with it to feel like my hero Valentino Rossi. As the good german I am, I've drunk most of this countries beers and now I'm trying out foreign drafts.
Does the last kid kind of look like Chris Pine?
Story time?
Aaron earned an iron urn. Do I really sound like this? ^^
*bUt mY diCk iS tOo biG FoR cOnDomS*
Now sell them to Madam Nazar
Don't. carry. your. dogs! It is toxic for their behavioural development. Other than that: cute pupper 7/5
You got any source for that? I'm quite sure my country would work together with the USA in a murder case.
What I've learned from TV is that your child will become a serial killer. nevermind
me how?
Are you, by any chance, Arthur Morgan?
That's exactly what I thought! Just had to make sure someone pointed that out!
Netflix will destroy the McRib
Finkle... is... Einhorn! *teethbrushing intensifies
There's no way these are living squirrels! Still funny, though!
Sounds a bit like the "drop a grenade" perk
Isn't that called B.C.?
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2/2 number of people over all. At the time of the lockdown it would have been a felony if you met with 10 people or more.
How is it okay for everyone to sit so close together without masks on? Over here that would be a fine of 250 to 500€, depending on the 1/2
Futurama did it first.
This Leonardo-meme-thing is going too far!
So, what did Casey Anthony do? Do I want to know?
Very recent: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/ruhrgebiet/bombenentschaerfung-essen-stoppenberg-100.amp
Da lässt die Kleine sogar die Milchschnitte links liegen...
Wait! He is no more?
You've said it already. Make black people property again and right-wingers and Trumpers will do care! /s
...and some of them can never love at all... :'(