HunterBehrendt

145 pts ยท June 9, 2013


You wish, tuna fish.

"Just make sure they're still there"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Only when I don't like you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew it was coming and I still spat all over my phone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like we got a lovers quarrel that's turned ugly!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones get up now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll fight you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that! She's the best.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it wrong if I accepted at least 2 of those?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be surprised

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ouch" says the ferret after birth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... I could...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The night is still young!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey it's okay man. I got it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a North Carolinian this makes very proud.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael should does have egg on his face, I tell ya!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's the spirit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you counted that many posts you probably need to go outside.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that's a fucking bet!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yah self.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah... but Ryan Reynolds looks like Ryan Reynolds.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Love him or hate him, that floating Kanye West stage is cool as fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't know why people are giving that line so much shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christine Chubbock actually has a movie coming out about her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$20 is $20

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a very distinct aftertaste.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you don't call your coworkers "Nassholes" then what the fuck are you doing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0