HumorLeech

9156 pts ยท August 21, 2016


I was with this combo chain right up until that sharp left turn. Now I'm lost.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Massage therapy fixes bodily issues. Chiropractors are pseudoscience. Fake news.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 20

Hello, fellow kids. Wanna roach some ellicit drugs?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Chiropractors don't fix shit.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 55

I'm disappointed that there isn't a dick-shaped one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Weed's been around for a long time. I don't see it falling out of popularity any time soon.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

It really couldn't. Flu shots don't contain human sperm, amd aren't injected into the uterus.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

never been exposed to the flu before, your immune system was vulnerable. You could have gotten it much worse without that shot. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Immunity shots expose you to controlled amounts of the thing they're helping protect you from. That's how you build immunity. If you'd 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Don't watch the creators who make reactions. They'll stop when it makes no money.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This isn't a permanent installation. It's a mobile traffic sign they use during road maintenance.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Now I know. That makes sense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Too fuckin real. I'll never see the end of Divinity 2.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who flips their underwear inside out? That's fuckin gross. Have enough underwear and responsibility to wear clean ones every day.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

It doesn't alter the size. Just the fat deposited around it.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

You may be thinking of a snorkel, although those aren't really part of scuba gear. Scuba gear would be an air regulator mouthpiece.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Her dreaming you cheated probably just means it's something she'd find disastrous, and is maybe scared of. I dream about dental problems.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Animals with rabies are pretty obvious. Rabies isn't transmitted through urine. I think you're just looking for a reason to kick a dog.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Looked like he did kick it, when I watched the gif. Maybe I didn't check closely. Your vitriol is unwarranted, either way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The dude who posted this half an hour before you isn't even outta usersub yet. The fuck are you doing?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It's cool to see people having enough sense to recognize when they've done wrong, and correcting it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

It's not about the points. It's annoying to see all the immediate parroting when a post does well. Not my problem if you miss shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Didn't this JUST get posted by someone else in the last two days, with a different first image?

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

I didn't intend to imply OP wasn't. Actually, I was making my comment in favor of OP's choice. The kids can learn patience this way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They need to be taught boundaries. I have a sibling who has kids, and their kids are spoiled and bratty because of poor parenting methods.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 16

The wine one works because price means nothing about taste, since taste is subjective. Even experts can't tell a difference.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Funny you should mention craft beer and vaginas in the same breath. Google Yhani. It was a kickstarter.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1