HumfreeBugart

123923 pts ยท February 28, 2015


He's a dumb freak, but even he knows that's whisky, not whiskey

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bigger question is why is an 8 year- old kid wearing diapers

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't be Tudor if it's only 100 years old, doesn't even look much like mock Tudor

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those legs could split coconuts

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you checked out Austria

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portuguese for Pull is Puxe, pronounced Push. Tug pushed instead of Puxed. Pushed into the bridge

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a bright side to everything, think of the business opportunities being created for abortion tourism

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No naxis in Germany, but Switzerland, that's a nazi stronghold

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess they didn't take account of the barge tilting when the weight moved to the side

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pushkin and Sykes would be Mr & Mrs Pussy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lots of countries do

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of them is Bob, plus Billy, Ben and Brenda

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Explain the 4 year gap on your CV, " That's when I went to Yale", Wow, you're hired. "Thanks, I really need this yob"

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Who?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The uninhabited island Ailsa Craig

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any trial would be at the International Criminal Court in The Hague, which USA does not recognise

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curling was invented from green bowling, which couldn't be played in winter, so they invented Curling on ice, same idea as green bowls

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hammer throwing, football, knife throwing, sword fencing, boxing (Friday nights outside pubs)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everybody not living in a desert

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russia says they have no casualties, Ukrainians welcomed them by throwing flowers, be careful with those rose thorns, they're sharp

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I didn't know Fats Waller was jailed for tax evasion, hope he had a piano in Sing Sing

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barbie approves

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe Anonymous are doing what US should be doing

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not missing, just having a long vacation in Siberia. He was the guy who told Putin that Ukrainians would welcome Russian army with flowers

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His approval rating is 110% of the population, according to official Russian government figures, so it must be true

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0