CATS ARE THE REASON WHY I INTERNET. The human race has shown itself to be a greedy, amoral parasite on the once-healthy face of this planet. That type of negativity offers no solution to the inexorable horrors which human activity is causing. The hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species of plants and animals is the voluntary extinction of one species: Homo sapiens... us. Each time another one of us decides to not add another one of us to the burgeoning billions already squatting on this ravaged planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom. When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth’s biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory.
Why does everyone hate smiley fries? They're fucking smiling for God's sake.
I want to be you.
You need to check out key west.
Minnesota does everything better. Just saying.
Yeah, there are some pretty nice Krogers and then there are the ones that smell like shit.
My local Kroger actually smells like shit. I now know why.
My bad.
Ugh, I desperately need to get out of Ohio.
That's cat for 'I love you'
Now that is a real man!
Obviously
Obviously.
I refuse to bang anyone who doesn't use wet wipes. Standards.
I want to know more about that cow...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this...
Ugh, why can't this be me.
That price though...
I don't think that is how you get rid of a cold....but have fun trippin' balls!
You're going to bleed good for Russia
Much more useful...
HURRY! Send this straight man some more dick pics!
Where did all the cats go....
BRAIN COASTERS!!!
So that's what a penis looks like...
More realistic than the actual Barbie...
Thanks, I gave it to my boyfriend to help cheat on his physics final!
Big deal. My cat can do that too.
Springfield Gorge?
How many amphetamines are in that coffee of yours....
All I wanted was to see that beast head butt that nice guy. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?