494 pts · July 8, 2015
Talk about lag!!!
Viagra. It will help removing the pressure from the sheet when you sleep…
#11 looks like a water purification facility used by armed forces to facilitate the distribution of water pouch
…and with glasses
I put both my dog and my wife in my car’s trunk. Then I drove 5 km. Guess who was glad to see me? Guess who was pissed?
Another way not to fail is not to get married in the first place. Follow these rules *with your SO* but do not get married
#17 https://youtu.be/-m21xUwBjvU
What did he do?
Wish she’d applied at Britain Got Talent. What a majestic voice!
It sounded like “a boire, à boire” French for “a drink, a drink”
Meal Rejected by Ethiopian
Have you ever tried to count a flock of sheep? How does he know he’s missing a sheep? Easy, the sheep is black
I just lost at “the game”
It reminds me that my wife gave me hell because She dreamt that I looked at another woman...
As a student in Moncton, NB, there was a statue of a general on a horse. Each year, 1st year students would shine the balls of the horse.
My prom theme was "The discovery of fire"
#12
The text is sin the way
Pluto should not be listed as a planet
It has been 4 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours and 23 minutes and I don’t think about it
Maverick and Goose took this picture!!!
The US Constitution is not a suicide pact
Curiosity did NOT kill the cat: the lawnmower did...
Willing?!?
Ain’t tat the truth!!!
On page two of any google search
In page 2 of any Google search
You are NOT married
Talk about lag!!!
Viagra. It will help removing the pressure from the sheet when you sleep…
#11 looks like a water purification facility used by armed forces to facilitate the distribution of water pouch
…and with glasses
I put both my dog and my wife in my car’s trunk. Then I drove 5 km. Guess who was glad to see me? Guess who was pissed?
Another way not to fail is not to get married in the first place. Follow these rules *with your SO* but do not get married
#17 https://youtu.be/-m21xUwBjvU
What did he do?
Wish she’d applied at Britain Got Talent. What a majestic voice!
It sounded like “a boire, à boire” French for “a drink, a drink”
Meal Rejected by Ethiopian
Have you ever tried to count a flock of sheep? How does he know he’s missing a sheep? Easy, the sheep is black
I just lost at “the game”
It reminds me that my wife gave me hell because She dreamt that I looked at another woman...
As a student in Moncton, NB, there was a statue of a general on a horse. Each year, 1st year students would shine the balls of the horse.
My prom theme was "The discovery of fire"
#12
The text is sin the way
Pluto should not be listed as a planet
It has been 4 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours and 23 minutes and I don’t think about it
Maverick and Goose took this picture!!!
The US Constitution is not a suicide pact
Curiosity did NOT kill the cat: the lawnmower did...
Willing?!?
Ain’t tat the truth!!!
On page two of any google search
In page 2 of any Google search
You are NOT married