Howlle

117 pts ยท March 23, 2017


English twat

Well shit. How did I get here?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you threaten us with a good time!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not me, but my wife. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/MaliaMakesArt and I couldn't be prouder :D

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm posting from the future to say I did this to my wife. She said med.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened once when I was 16. I'm now 35 and remember it as clear as day.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, mark me scared.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm a bisexual. I knew I was a bastard but this is new. And shocking. I missed orientation and no idea how I can get my card.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Just had our second in England. I had an old chair to sleep in. Sofa is luxury level that we don't get. But no debt, swings and roundabouts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I successfully avoided viruses but I swear every show regardless of name was Desperate Housewives. I'd have preferred a virus...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Creepy fact. We're practically neighbours :o

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0