1790 pts ยท February 26, 2018
Which parts of Chekhov does the baby recite though? Like the first act of "Uncle Vanya"?
In my routine interactions with cops I've found it all too easy to get them out of my way by lowkey pretending to be undercover.
I am a dad. And not the best one. Just one with enough dignity to not use my kids for public's amuzement.
Your job is only policing other people's comments then. Parenting advice is a different deparment?
Is this all you do at work? Are you currently conducting any other productive conversations on imgur at the moment?
Oh, you are at work! Well, so sorry! Afterall it was I who arrived in your inbox with unsolicited advice on Internet etiquette.
So tell me - do you also post your crying kids on Youtube for likes and ad money?
Oh, oh, oh! That's all you got after almost half an hour?! Seriously? Did you have to consult with your brood of 8 to come up with that?
I am sure you'll find nothing wrong with any of those and many other of such tasteful activities.
Here's another one: edit a pretend issue of a yellow paper with kids as all the different celebrities.
Hey, how about commemorating the name day of the Prime Minister's mother? I could go on.
Maybe hold a play funeral when the Queen keels over.
Lol. You gotta be a real chav to allow you kid to participate in that.
Mom of the year. Allowed the kid to get piped up for the wedding and ended up telling her that she's not a real princess. Posts on the web.
I take it you haven't seen your mom's vagene, OP?
You can steal anything the fuck you want, friend. This is the Internet.
It's a horrible idea. Mobs are about as useful for anything as the number of organs you can harvest from them.
Why would you call it "evaporated milk" though? Feels like the same kind of idiotic nonsense as "microgravity".
The reality is what's funny. A 20 yo fool or an adrenalin junkie dying like that is tragic. A 40+ yo guy in dress shoes? He's hilarious!
Exactly!
Because it is the essence of comedy: a stupid guy paying the ultimate price for something that was a cheesy idea to begin with.
It is hilarious!
That looks like one wall of a fort.
So good grades and enhanced chances of going to a good uni are not enough anymore? Additional trophies are required?
In that context the guns aren't against the government. They ensure the gov works because otherwise it's a bloodbath in a local Wallmart.
Stop or all those inland "Muricans" will realize that they've been stockpiling guns for nothing and no one's coming for them.
It's a well known conspiracy theory.
Holy shit! They don't even go anywhere?! You mean, they stay on Earth the whole time?!
You, my friend, are an asshole.
I love how when they don't want to fight they just stand there hugging the other guy with a "Not now, bro, I'm busy" look on their face.
Which parts of Chekhov does the baby recite though? Like the first act of "Uncle Vanya"?
In my routine interactions with cops I've found it all too easy to get them out of my way by lowkey pretending to be undercover.
I am a dad. And not the best one. Just one with enough dignity to not use my kids for public's amuzement.
Your job is only policing other people's comments then. Parenting advice is a different deparment?
Is this all you do at work? Are you currently conducting any other productive conversations on imgur at the moment?
Oh, you are at work! Well, so sorry! Afterall it was I who arrived in your inbox with unsolicited advice on Internet etiquette.
So tell me - do you also post your crying kids on Youtube for likes and ad money?
Oh, oh, oh! That's all you got after almost half an hour?! Seriously? Did you have to consult with your brood of 8 to come up with that?
I am sure you'll find nothing wrong with any of those and many other of such tasteful activities.
Here's another one: edit a pretend issue of a yellow paper with kids as all the different celebrities.
Hey, how about commemorating the name day of the Prime Minister's mother? I could go on.
Maybe hold a play funeral when the Queen keels over.
Lol. You gotta be a real chav to allow you kid to participate in that.
Mom of the year. Allowed the kid to get piped up for the wedding and ended up telling her that she's not a real princess. Posts on the web.
I take it you haven't seen your mom's vagene, OP?
You can steal anything the fuck you want, friend. This is the Internet.
It's a horrible idea. Mobs are about as useful for anything as the number of organs you can harvest from them.
Why would you call it "evaporated milk" though? Feels like the same kind of idiotic nonsense as "microgravity".
The reality is what's funny. A 20 yo fool or an adrenalin junkie dying like that is tragic. A 40+ yo guy in dress shoes? He's hilarious!
Exactly!
Because it is the essence of comedy: a stupid guy paying the ultimate price for something that was a cheesy idea to begin with.
It is hilarious!
That looks like one wall of a fort.
So good grades and enhanced chances of going to a good uni are not enough anymore? Additional trophies are required?
In that context the guns aren't against the government. They ensure the gov works because otherwise it's a bloodbath in a local Wallmart.
Stop or all those inland "Muricans" will realize that they've been stockpiling guns for nothing and no one's coming for them.
It's a well known conspiracy theory.
Holy shit! They don't even go anywhere?! You mean, they stay on Earth the whole time?!
You, my friend, are an asshole.
I love how when they don't want to fight they just stand there hugging the other guy with a "Not now, bro, I'm busy" look on their face.