HowistoadStoolTaken

1790 pts ยท February 26, 2018


Which parts of Chekhov does the baby recite though? Like the first act of "Uncle Vanya"?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my routine interactions with cops I've found it all too easy to get them out of my way by lowkey pretending to be undercover.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a dad. And not the best one. Just one with enough dignity to not use my kids for public's amuzement.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Your job is only policing other people's comments then. Parenting advice is a different deparment?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Is this all you do at work? Are you currently conducting any other productive conversations on imgur at the moment?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Oh, you are at work! Well, so sorry! Afterall it was I who arrived in your inbox with unsolicited advice on Internet etiquette.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

So tell me - do you also post your crying kids on Youtube for likes and ad money?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Oh, oh, oh! That's all you got after almost half an hour?! Seriously? Did you have to consult with your brood of 8 to come up with that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I am sure you'll find nothing wrong with any of those and many other of such tasteful activities.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Here's another one: edit a pretend issue of a yellow paper with kids as all the different celebrities.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Hey, how about commemorating the name day of the Prime Minister's mother? I could go on.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Maybe hold a play funeral when the Queen keels over.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Lol. You gotta be a real chav to allow you kid to participate in that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Mom of the year. Allowed the kid to get piped up for the wedding and ended up telling her that she's not a real princess. Posts on the web.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

I take it you haven't seen your mom's vagene, OP?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can steal anything the fuck you want, friend. This is the Internet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a horrible idea. Mobs are about as useful for anything as the number of organs you can harvest from them.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Why would you call it "evaporated milk" though? Feels like the same kind of idiotic nonsense as "microgravity".

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The reality is what's funny. A 20 yo fool or an adrenalin junkie dying like that is tragic. A 40+ yo guy in dress shoes? He's hilarious!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Exactly!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Because it is the essence of comedy: a stupid guy paying the ultimate price for something that was a cheesy idea to begin with.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

It is hilarious!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

That looks like one wall of a fort.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So good grades and enhanced chances of going to a good uni are not enough anymore? Additional trophies are required?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In that context the guns aren't against the government. They ensure the gov works because otherwise it's a bloodbath in a local Wallmart.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop or all those inland "Muricans" will realize that they've been stockpiling guns for nothing and no one's coming for them.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

It's a well known conspiracy theory.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Holy shit! They don't even go anywhere?! You mean, they stay on Earth the whole time?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You, my friend, are an asshole.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I love how when they don't want to fight they just stand there hugging the other guy with a "Not now, bro, I'm busy" look on their face.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0