Howeeeeeeee

1991 pts · January 15, 2016


Keeper of the crayons, jazz-hands enthusiast, and eater of the things... all the things.

Amazing… so I guess you can’t show a picture Melania’s asshole without penalties. Noted.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much like a particularly challenging shit that involved blood and vertigo.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s also gonna photograph Uranus. Buckle up.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jeez... it feels like Canadians are a bigger group than that here. Huh... TIL

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a fine choice, just smaller. Ragdolls are huuuuuge. At 7 months Stinky is average adult cat size.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real problem is, as a Canadian, where the hell do we move to?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Joe Rogan has entered the chat...

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

That’s the shadow from her pectoral muscle.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop trying to make Nigel happen. It’s not gonna happen.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Perfect... I’m 6’5”... I’ll take that to go please.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Me too! My kids kept asking me what was so funny... nope, not sharing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who doesn’t?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Still deserves a loving touch that goes up to the elbow. Don’t kink shame, dude.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shouldn’t it be the “watertight” then?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Münchausen by Arson... that bastard!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

American writer who was the first to win the Nobel Prize for literature.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

RDR2 is pretty much the high water mark for game story writing. I gotta agree. Name another game that causes gut-wrenching sobs like that.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they stuffed children?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up Pam.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too... I feel shame.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dude is 5’4” tops.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy jeepers that was a roller coaster.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why hol up? You see the rack on that bitch?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go on... *unzips

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live life in the danger zone. You can’t stop me! I don’t learn my lesson!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesús Christ... that dude is only going to want playdoh and crayons for his birthday from now on.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel bad for you... no one should be allergic to titties.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go on... *unzips

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1