10958 pts · October 29, 2013
People who have an actual need for a service dog will be scrutinized because of pet owners slapping a service dog vest on their untrained dog and taking them to places pets are not allowed. If 9 people who let their non service animal act like fools, what are people gonna think when the 10th person who has a properly trained service animal walks in?
#37 my friend was making fun of this commercial, getting on the ground and saying the phrase. When he tried to get back up in a dramatic fashion, we heard a pop and this mf start howling in pain. We are laughing our asses off on the way to the hospital while he's bitchin cuz that was instant karma (we were also all high as hell). He ends up in a whole leg boot for like 3 months and when we all moved in together in college, we would ask him if his leg felt like it was gonna rain.
Bruh, i remember breaking my toe the same way. Mf turned purple and grew like 3 times its size. It healed... until I broke it again the night before my sister's wedding a decade later. Wore her flip-flops down the aisle cuz I couldn't wear normal shoes (and she wouldn't let me wear my bear feet slippers). Hope they feel better!
Illinois is suppose to be a state where paid/sick time was supposed to be paid out when terminated/quit, but if the company is part of a particular program, they don't have to follow that law and don't have to pay the employee for pto. I don't know the exact name of the program, but it literally happened to me here in Illinois despite a recent law requiring companies to pay out. Sure, the government can make laws to "protect workers" unless companies pay enough money to circumvent said laws.
Had a ferret named Jack, a friend had a bf we called Human Jack. Human Jack always complained about it but I kept saying "Jack will be here far longer than you, Human Jack". My friend stopped dating Human Jack over 5 years ago, Jack just crossed the rainbow bridge last month, so I was right.
There's 2 thing I believe with all my soul: 1) the US vp totally had a hand in offing the pope and 2) Carole Baskins killed her husband and fed his ass to tigers and nothing is gonna change my mind. The only thing I hated about the show was that "Eye of the Tiger " was not played during the final credits, otherwise it was the most amazing piece of dumpster trash I ever watched.
I wish my friend still had her pic! She worked at a bakery in a supermarket and got to make her family's lamb cake. She thought doing a raspberry filling would be nice, but when its head had... an accident...it spilled raspberry goo out of its neck, which traumatized the children. She was giving it out to everyone afterwards because no one wanted to eat it at the party no matter how good of a baker she was.
I want to give an update that Rum has crossed the rainbow bridge today.
A pedo is leading the country...
I just filled out the form, thank you so much! I recently lost my job (I just got a new one, however it's only part time) so this really made my day! Thank you thank you thank you!!
She shows no mercy to friend or foe. Her teefs meet their mark with surprising accuracy.
The Noble Lords and Ladies of House Stank thank you graciously for your kindness and gift!
Remember the vp Biden memes? Those were some good times
My dad played the shit out of the Einhander demo! When we finally got ahold of the full game, he took a week off work to play it.
Had a homeless guy ask me for a blanket when I worked overnights at McDonald's. I thought I had one in my car, but I could only find my exs expensive carhart coat, so I gave it to the guy along with the gloves in the pocket.
When the cubs won the baseball world series, McDonald's in IL sold a 10 piece nugget for $1.08 (the length of years between wins)...the only limit was the amount of nuggets we physically had in the store. 100-300 NUGGETS FOR EVERY ORDER ALL DAY LONG
Normally hamsters are strictly solitary, some dwarf species (same litter, same gender only) can co-exist with enough space and resources; these are Roboovski hamsters. For 1 hamster it's about 650sq in of unbroken floor space and at least a 6in wheel (12in for the larger species). There must be another area with food. water and deep bedding to make tunnels in that the poster is referring to. And like in the video, they will RUN. Hamsters can run 5 miles every night on that wheel.
Yup
I used to do car title lending. If you kept in touch with me and made ANY sort of effort, I'd let you be. If you ignored my calls or kept giving me the run around, I have no choice but to put out the order. Especially if you were an asshole. Yeah I was a loan shark, but I didn't force you to sign the contract, I basically read it out to you with all the fees explained. I essentially kept my end of the bargain, don't bitch that you had to pay, you knew.
Hence why college football coaches are more likely the highest paid employee at said college...
You can omit it, but then it ruins the ✨AmBiAnCe✨. You would stare into the buttholeless void knowing the build is technically incomplete.
McDonald's app has a 1, 2 3 $ menu...everything was over $2.50. 4 nuggets for $2.50. THE ICE CREAM CONE IS $1.99 FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'm paying like 7$ for that strawberry lemonade hell yeah I'm getting a fuck ton of refills
Kids used to be sent in the fucking mail back in the old days. Practically slap some stamps on their forehead and hand off to the mail man to ship to Granny's house.
1/2 cup peanut butter and 1/2 cup butter melted. 1 cup gram cracker crumbs and 1 1/2 cup powder sugar mixed into peanut butter. Roll into balls. Dip in melted chocolate with shortening and put in fridge. I sprinkled some with almonds
Most of those stores have a policy that makes employees destroy products before throwing in the dumpster to make sure people can't dumpster dive. "We don't want the homeless getting sick and us being legally liable" is usually the excuse
Odin will take your friend to Valhalla where they will feast on all the bloodworms
Feeding a better diet (I feed a high protein cat food although raw is best), cleaning cage daily and an air purifier. I also have a shit sense of smell so I don't notice them. Even still, you can't completely get rid of the smell.
I actually used cook county law to not pay ll $150 for no heat for almost a week.
People who have an actual need for a service dog will be scrutinized because of pet owners slapping a service dog vest on their untrained dog and taking them to places pets are not allowed. If 9 people who let their non service animal act like fools, what are people gonna think when the 10th person who has a properly trained service animal walks in?
#37 my friend was making fun of this commercial, getting on the ground and saying the phrase. When he tried to get back up in a dramatic fashion, we heard a pop and this mf start howling in pain. We are laughing our asses off on the way to the hospital while he's bitchin cuz that was instant karma (we were also all high as hell). He ends up in a whole leg boot for like 3 months and when we all moved in together in college, we would ask him if his leg felt like it was gonna rain.
Bruh, i remember breaking my toe the same way. Mf turned purple and grew like 3 times its size. It healed... until I broke it again the night before my sister's wedding a decade later. Wore her flip-flops down the aisle cuz I couldn't wear normal shoes (and she wouldn't let me wear my bear feet slippers). Hope they feel better!
Illinois is suppose to be a state where paid/sick time was supposed to be paid out when terminated/quit, but if the company is part of a particular program, they don't have to follow that law and don't have to pay the employee for pto. I don't know the exact name of the program, but it literally happened to me here in Illinois despite a recent law requiring companies to pay out. Sure, the government can make laws to "protect workers" unless companies pay enough money to circumvent said laws.
Had a ferret named Jack, a friend had a bf we called Human Jack. Human Jack always complained about it but I kept saying "Jack will be here far longer than you, Human Jack". My friend stopped dating Human Jack over 5 years ago, Jack just crossed the rainbow bridge last month, so I was right.
There's 2 thing I believe with all my soul: 1) the US vp totally had a hand in offing the pope and 2) Carole Baskins killed her husband and fed his ass to tigers and nothing is gonna change my mind. The only thing I hated about the show was that "Eye of the Tiger " was not played during the final credits, otherwise it was the most amazing piece of dumpster trash I ever watched.
I wish my friend still had her pic! She worked at a bakery in a supermarket and got to make her family's lamb cake. She thought doing a raspberry filling would be nice, but when its head had... an accident...it spilled raspberry goo out of its neck, which traumatized the children. She was giving it out to everyone afterwards because no one wanted to eat it at the party no matter how good of a baker she was.
I want to give an update that Rum has crossed the rainbow bridge today.
A pedo is leading the country...
I just filled out the form, thank you so much! I recently lost my job (I just got a new one, however it's only part time) so this really made my day! Thank you thank you thank you!!
She shows no mercy to friend or foe. Her teefs meet their mark with surprising accuracy.
The Noble Lords and Ladies of House Stank thank you graciously for your kindness and gift!
Remember the vp Biden memes? Those were some good times
My dad played the shit out of the Einhander demo! When we finally got ahold of the full game, he took a week off work to play it.
Had a homeless guy ask me for a blanket when I worked overnights at McDonald's. I thought I had one in my car, but I could only find my exs expensive carhart coat, so I gave it to the guy along with the gloves in the pocket.
When the cubs won the baseball world series, McDonald's in IL sold a 10 piece nugget for $1.08 (the length of years between wins)...the only limit was the amount of nuggets we physically had in the store. 100-300 NUGGETS FOR EVERY ORDER ALL DAY LONG
Normally hamsters are strictly solitary, some dwarf species (same litter, same gender only) can co-exist with enough space and resources; these are Roboovski hamsters. For 1 hamster it's about 650sq in of unbroken floor space and at least a 6in wheel (12in for the larger species). There must be another area with food. water and deep bedding to make tunnels in that the poster is referring to. And like in the video, they will RUN. Hamsters can run 5 miles every night on that wheel.
Yup
I used to do car title lending. If you kept in touch with me and made ANY sort of effort, I'd let you be. If you ignored my calls or kept giving me the run around, I have no choice but to put out the order. Especially if you were an asshole. Yeah I was a loan shark, but I didn't force you to sign the contract, I basically read it out to you with all the fees explained. I essentially kept my end of the bargain, don't bitch that you had to pay, you knew.
Hence why college football coaches are more likely the highest paid employee at said college...
You can omit it, but then it ruins the ✨AmBiAnCe✨. You would stare into the buttholeless void knowing the build is technically incomplete.
McDonald's app has a 1, 2 3 $ menu...everything was over $2.50. 4 nuggets for $2.50. THE ICE CREAM CONE IS $1.99 FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'm paying like 7$ for that strawberry lemonade hell yeah I'm getting a fuck ton of refills
Kids used to be sent in the fucking mail back in the old days. Practically slap some stamps on their forehead and hand off to the mail man to ship to Granny's house.
1/2 cup peanut butter and 1/2 cup butter melted. 1 cup gram cracker crumbs and 1 1/2 cup powder sugar mixed into peanut butter. Roll into balls. Dip in melted chocolate with shortening and put in fridge. I sprinkled some with almonds
Most of those stores have a policy that makes employees destroy products before throwing in the dumpster to make sure people can't dumpster dive. "We don't want the homeless getting sick and us being legally liable" is usually the excuse
Odin will take your friend to Valhalla where they will feast on all the bloodworms
Feeding a better diet (I feed a high protein cat food although raw is best), cleaning cage daily and an air purifier. I also have a shit sense of smell so I don't notice them. Even still, you can't completely get rid of the smell.
I actually used cook county law to not pay ll $150 for no heat for almost a week.