Hotsteamingdeuce

16018 pts ยท February 15, 2012


Hey, ladies, whats goin' on?

She looks BLIND as a bat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIET diet soda

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...or needs a Dyson Ball Cleaner

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen one just like it before

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this truck cllimbed Mount Titiboomboom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eliminating religion?! Does not sound like a far RIGHT machine to me, sounds more like the lef...oooohhhhhhh

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

There's no agenda in academia?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This reminds me, I need to pick up some discount wall panels.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude is so fuckin' high right now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her eyes are all swollen shut....or...are they?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Ideally

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good looking broad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

French Freia, no one? Anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

go to bed Kaleb, it's past your bedtime

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya know, you're almost as handsome as me, ALMOST.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, uh, what's up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a fucking awful fried egg

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck the ocean.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only assholes call all soda COKE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good looking broad right there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

what condom one?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Honey, could you move the coffee table so I can vacuum?" "No."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good lookin' broad right there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it is a big ass bed. An ass bed. Because his ass is on it. And it's big. An ass bed.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tits, now do TITS!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking socialism, communism, marxism, fails EVERYTIME it's tried. And it takes a dictatorial government to implement and maintain.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Good lookin' broad right there.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

See those elephants in the background? That's how elephants wear pants.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sunuva beesh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0