Long time lurker, rarely post, and I've just recently gotten serious about commenting. Dabbled in the past, but now my time has come to win the internet.
Long time lurker, rarely post, and I've just recently gotten serious about commenting. Dabbled in the past, but now my time has come to win the internet.
Alleged pigeon fucker*
You rang?
You rang?
Not sure why you're getting downvotes, that's just a fact.
I enjoy the ads, gives me more time to see if I'm going the right direction when I'm driving.
Uhhh, ever hear of jerky?
Iron Groot.
Sup Andrew, it's Clayton. Oh, also Bemidji!
Maxwell House: "Good to the Last Drop"
Blue Orchard.
From Bemidji, MN. I need that glass. Please tell me how to get that glass.
That's because Pokemon Go servers were down.
Seems like they're trying to lure players in.
Hey it's not their fault that a wild Pidgey appeared!
Dang, Dude must have a real Whopper if he needs sandwich bags.
I like my steak the same way I like my husband's balls. Blue.
Kids don't deserve love, respect, compassion, honesty? Really? Parent shouldn't be synonymous with dictator.
Yes, but who cleans up all the horse poop left behind?
Hahaha right!? Because fuck respecting your kid's privacy...
Every rose has its porn.
That joke was ballsy. +1
He really puts the USA in Usain.
Every circle has a square.
Don't stick your wick in crazy.
I think that's a personal problem.
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The story behind this comment, is that it's a good one. - Perd Hapley
I wish googly eyes actually made things come come to life. I'd put them all over my personality...
This is the most disturbing pantie fetish I've seen today...
Jokes on you I have dentures. That shit be like astroglide.