HotMagentaDuckFace

19287 pts · April 24, 2014


I really don't know what to put here without sounding pretentious or being self-deprecating so here's just a picture of me when I was a drunk pirate: http://imgur.com/Z8yDgWT

It’s gorgeous! Good luck at the fair!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom got scalped as a kid while sledding into a barbed wire fence. No parents around at the time- probably because they were drinking.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m embarrassed and slightly confused that Wendy’s might just be my favorite social media account to follow.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

that I know she wants to see or will keep my niece entertained when she’s watching her. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom pays for the Netflix and I pay for the Amazon Prime. It works out well and I like to surprise her with buying new movies on it 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom got me a My Twin Doll in the ‘90’s. That thing terrified me from Day 1. For some reason she keeps it in her bedroom...???

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, sure, this person leaves their door open and gets baby deer. I leave my door open and get my stereo stolen...

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Are those barnacles on it?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mine and my brother’s godparents are also our aunts and uncles. It definitely created a special bond between us.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for mentioning how the rich perceive fines. There has to be a better system for deterring the destruction of protected areas.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can see well enough. The issue is the rider is giving a horse that’s already not confident mixed messages.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fighting the good fight.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get a girlfriend anywhere but good healthcare is hard to come by.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, so I’m not the only one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has he maybe decided they have reached playmate size?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Horses do it too!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had a boyfriend in high school with permanent scars on his stomach from this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a hug when I drink wine too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t know if that’s better...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or did his eyes close after he got hit too???

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Does yours have really sensitive skin? Midnite is prone to getting irritated skin from any little thing. Benadryl and steroids help.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kids love crates!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry about the heart disease. ☹️

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold up. You have a cat named Clyde with this issue too???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s what our vet prescribed and we’re afraid to try anything else as it’s been working for 13 months after we nearly lost our boy.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here we are having our nightly cuddle.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what the cause was and our vet almost recommend penis removal surgery. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our cat Clyde does too. We get the special food and he’s been without incident for 13 months. Racked up a heck of a bill to figure out 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the head was like a mental rod. Maybe the next time I visit home I’ll remember to take a picture of it (if it’s still there). 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0