My dad has bought an absurd amount of cheese for some reason
Explaining the "abort baby Hitler" news
Not sure if it should've been a puffin instead
Reaction gif for future use
MRW I brought in all the groceries in one trip
MRW I wake up in the morning to 5 missed calls from the Jimmy John's delivery person downstairs because I passed out
For future use
The burn scar on my arm looks a bit like a penis
"Deandre stop I'm just trying to sleep on your arm"
Dad bod
Every NCAA teams' odds of advancing based on KenPom Ratings
MRW my friend asks for another one of amazing ice cream poops
The attention to detail is outstanding
A story of a man and two hours
MRW I become a writer on a sports blog and I can now edit/delete any article on it
Just a reaction gif for later
Goddamnit Moon Moon
Why Cobb (Leo) was awake at the end of Inception
I saw some throne pictures on the front page so I thought I'd share mine
Interactions with Tinder
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Pasty white woman
Good ole Edward Fortyhands
Boop the snoot
I am not a smart man
Fuck you Dan
My contribution to black twitter
This is a big box
Title that doesn't ruin punchline
MRW I'm working on the group presentation and one of the members sends a finished version
It's my trigger when this happens
Classic Jesus
He also said "8:30 is too early. Let's start class at 8:45"
MRW my editor says he'll post my article but hasn't yet
MRW someone tries to tell me what's in a hotdog
MRW I double my fake interent points with one comment
I'm so glad he couldn't see my reaction
Perhaps later