MRW I come home and see the frontage turned to a shitshow...
When I'm at the dance floor, but trying to be discrete about the fact that I have that itch in my arse that I can't scratch
Given the current state of affairs, I think he's up there now,screaming down at us.And I think he is pleased.
What I surmised browsing the frontpage on this day
"Hey guys I have another star wars theory*Spoilers Ahead*"
Merry Cuntmass you pack of dickheads
MRW she believes me when I blame the shit on the dog
MRW when I'm in my hotel room in Dubai and the room service is taking too long..
The fuck is wrong with some of you