Homosexusaurus

116853 pts ยท January 26, 2014


Homosexusaurus flammae canadiensis "Canadian flaming gay lizard" Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Clade: Dinosauria Order: Theropoda Family: Imgursauria Genus: Homosexusaurus Species: Homosexusaurus flammae (Gay, 1998) Sub-species: H. flammae canadiensis (Gay, 2005)

Ah yes, but where am I, the elusive Homosexusaurus?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Armaldo and Kabutops have no real life counterparts as far as we know. Kabuto would be a horseshoe crab, and Lileep/Cradily are crinoids

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kentrosaurus had thagomizers everywhere, running down from the base of its tail, and a pair on its shoulders.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Armaldo and Kabutops have no real life counterparts, as far as we know. Paleontologists dig up shit erry day so who knows?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Tyrantrum, Rampardos, Archeops, and Bastiodon are based off of dinosaurs. The rest are just prehistoric fauna. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like you too, @lokishadowgirl :D No hetero

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mixed up my ancient bird pokemon there for a sec oopsies!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For all your homosexual dinosaur needs, call Homosexusaurus. That's 1-800-GOT-HOMO*. Call today! *Not actually a real number pls do not call

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ammonite for scale:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

on the surface of the water, which would have been vaporized by the meteorite impact that ended the dinosaurs.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And their reproductive strategy, being like squids and octopi today, would have warranted for large batches of eggs to be laid (1/...)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well by the late Cretaceous, the group was already declining, with only 11 families living right up to the end of the era. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The name is based off of Archeopteryx, but the body is based off of Microraptor, with Archeops sharing Microraptor's four wings.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/zlbv9 I did a thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The name is based off of Archeopteryx, but Microraptor fits Archen's description with Archen having Microraptor's four wings.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*Image that is not for ants*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean...I'm not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Biologists are the most uncreative people in the world. The scientific name for the western lowland gorilla is "Gorilla gorilla gorilla".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I forgot about them. Shit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well not really ancient, since they're still alive and kickin' today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one fine pickle. Yep. That there's a pickle. Gran'ma used to pickle me some pickles. Sad the way she went. Pickled by a pickle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Koala-ty content right here, mate.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"BRO!" "Bro what happened?" "Bro I just heard something bro!" "Bros what happened!" "Bro I swear I just heard something bro." "Bro..."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. OP IS A VILLAIN!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something, something, OP's mom's puss.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man. The western lowland gorilla has a scientific name of Gorilla gorilla gorilla. Biologists ain't that creative when it comes to names

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Homo sapiens came into existence some...195,000 years ago so we missed the entire "walking whale" phase of their evolution.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if there's poutine being served at the reception. If you haven't had it, us Canadians basically put gravy and cheese over fries. 10/10

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I repeat, a dinosaur UNCLE. NOT a dinosaur. Crocodile-line pseudosuchians and other archosaurs are UNCLES, NOT dinosaurs.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0