975 pts · July 23, 2014
I just want the app to not slow down to the point of not being able to scroll and locking my phone up until I exit the app. Anyone else?
Gonna call my kid Sam, short for Salmon.
That astronaut meme is pretty appropriate here.
Nah apparently he's married to a woman
CatBatMan? What, are you's two different types of animals all mixed into one man’s body?
Nothing because it was preloaded onto a card.
The girls were guys
Santa Claus scream! Santa Claus scream!
The bar top needs to be tender so the termite without teeth has an easier time eating it.
Every time someone tries to talk you, you have to sneeze three times before you can begin a conversation
If Fred is lying, and has many more Scooby Snacks, he is being covetous by not giving more to Scoobs.
This comment has not aged well
Didn't realize I was still on random until this post thanks
You're allowed to be creepy when no one is around you, you just can't be caught doing it. Also we all know you were looking.
On some planet it probably sounds like this all the time
Did everyone know or was that actually effective?
just as it was scripted to end.
At what point did you realize he didn’t mean for you to shit in the tub?
My main gripe is that when I switch apps and go back to imgur it reloads the app, and I lose my place in the feed.
I read it in Fry's voice as if he was already drunk and trying to get a beer out if Bender's belly.
When the Salvia kicks in
No, people just need a good circle jerk.
The potato poem is sung to the tune of 99 bottles of beer on the wall in my mind
It’s fucking sad. I use Imgur and Reddit and I honestly get mad using either anymore. At least Imgur is more tolerable.
If I know cats, as cute as this is they are about three seconds away from starting a fight.
This is like the Gulf of Mexico vs the Atlantic beaches.
“Well, sir, by law I’m required to arrest you but that jump kick was fucking sweet. Have a nice day, now.”
Your username disturbs me. So thanks for making me feel something.
Well, at least we know for sure it’s not a flying squirrel.
I just want the app to not slow down to the point of not being able to scroll and locking my phone up until I exit the app. Anyone else?
Gonna call my kid Sam, short for Salmon.
That astronaut meme is pretty appropriate here.
Nah apparently he's married to a woman
CatBatMan? What, are you's two different types of animals all mixed into one man’s body?
Nothing because it was preloaded onto a card.
The girls were guys
Santa Claus scream! Santa Claus scream!
The bar top needs to be tender so the termite without teeth has an easier time eating it.
Every time someone tries to talk you, you have to sneeze three times before you can begin a conversation
If Fred is lying, and has many more Scooby Snacks, he is being covetous by not giving more to Scoobs.
This comment has not aged well
Didn't realize I was still on random until this post thanks
You're allowed to be creepy when no one is around you, you just can't be caught doing it. Also we all know you were looking.
On some planet it probably sounds like this all the time
Did everyone know or was that actually effective?
just as it was scripted to end.
At what point did you realize he didn’t mean for you to shit in the tub?
My main gripe is that when I switch apps and go back to imgur it reloads the app, and I lose my place in the feed.
I read it in Fry's voice as if he was already drunk and trying to get a beer out if Bender's belly.
When the Salvia kicks in
No, people just need a good circle jerk.
The potato poem is sung to the tune of 99 bottles of beer on the wall in my mind
It’s fucking sad. I use Imgur and Reddit and I honestly get mad using either anymore. At least Imgur is more tolerable.
If I know cats, as cute as this is they are about three seconds away from starting a fight.
This is like the Gulf of Mexico vs the Atlantic beaches.
“Well, sir, by law I’m required to arrest you but that jump kick was fucking sweet. Have a nice day, now.”
Your username disturbs me. So thanks for making me feel something.
Well, at least we know for sure it’s not a flying squirrel.