Hitlerslostsecondtesticle

39988 pts ยท May 31, 2018


I mean I would but Astolfo is fictional sadly

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy. Fuck. I'll be in my bunk....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 can vouch for this being a new and fun experience

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like I've seen this porn

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Shitt I'll take her then, gladly

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a ginger guy..where the fuck is my big dick?? I get double fucked over!

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

When the fuck has anyone ever said women didn't watch Star Wars though?

6 years ago | Likes 3988 Dislikes 78

Finally, a cause I can really get behind!...and put my full thrust into!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I agree with the first part of your statement, but the second half is a bit much

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

This would be great if it weren't for it going 3 times to fast and that stupid ass music in the background

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Dude this is a 7 month old post what are you doing here

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the Cards decided to stop teasing them with hope and kick the Cubs' ass

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Calm down there Mega Oedipus

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It looks amazing but at the same time I would want about 4 times the cheese

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's the dog's name...if it isn't then my childhood has just been flipped upside down

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll take 12

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do it again but on the other lips

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The only reason I don't anymore is that I can't it. I know if I had any access to it I'd start again in a heartbeat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro I ain't above suckin dick if it means mine gets sucked too

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I mean I'm curious enough that if I got a dick pic back from someone that looks like that, I'd be even more interested

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I miss those things so damn much I can't lie

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Angry spoon

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's exactly what I was thinking.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

This is true for my current crush, my next five crushes, and the five previous crushes I tell myself I'm not crushing over to this day

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's an extra "a" here that ruins it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any man who is called a nice guy by girls is also a single guy.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I honestly find this to be a terrible fight scene. Its cut so badly that's its incredibly hard to see what's happening.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Women everywhere will say that bullshit to your face, but behind your back they'll say the same as the cosmetic line. I prefer less bullshit

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

So they take skin from the labia and add it to the lips? I mean it's just another set of lips I suppose.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a real life cover of M.A.D.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0