HighlyInappropriateConversation

2536 pts · January 8, 2016


I work security and have some stories.

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And that’s why I don’t go outside. Kinda.

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I like how I just contemplated my whole life real quick.

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“I totally did 9-11.” -Bush prolly

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I’ll be posting another tomorrow. About the two girls lol.

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Yes! But we got the boy to open the door before the fire department got there.

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Yeah. It should happen twice. But uh, I guess they’re “working on it”.

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the cops showed up and sorted everything out. And that was JUST yesterday. Fun shit.

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a lady leave her kid in the car alone for 2 hours. Which I then spent another 2 hours watching Disney shows with him until

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Which then she breaks down crying because she’s married to one of our executives and she was there having an affair. And then we had

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(she deserved it). And the other girl decided to press charges. So then we have to bring this bloody mess back to the office.

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Well yesterday we had these two girls get into a fight. The one who started it got her cheek split open after she was hip thrown

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I work security at a casino and this shit happened everyday. Sometimes more than once.

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Lol. “Sup bud” - Manatee prolly

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Probably get VR.

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Well. Now’s your chance to do whatever the fuck you want. Don’t be too sad. Get drunk play video games. Scream for no reason.

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Reminds me of Ruby.

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JUST GLAZE

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Get more on the spoon, you fuck.

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This looks like the beginning of a movie where the narrator is explaining how “they lost the Great War.” But they didn’t have the budget.

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Whut

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Yeah dude.

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Again, what a mess.

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What a mess.

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I bet that feels so fucking good.

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*Autistic screeching*

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Lol Skyward shit

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Dragon name: ierelean like Ireland. I’m also Irish. Tight.

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No

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*rain scaffolding

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