Highbard

2676 pts ยท September 12, 2012


DS9 moments that live rent-free in my head? Episodes 1 trough 176, inclusive.

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Rich people don't use trains.

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When your husband and his brother have an idea, immediately leave the area...

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The Scottish kind!

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And now you know why (real-life) Amazons cut off their right breasts.

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Damn, I wish I could upvote this a lot.

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When the dozens of legally binding treaties that we have with Israel expire, even though Israel has broken most or all of them.

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Yeah, some of do.

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Why does this not have sound?!?

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"Did we just become best friends?" "Yep!"

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This better not wake anyth- Damnit!

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You had me at banana bread...

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He died a few years later from a heart attack, after someone snuck up behind him and said 'Crocodile'.

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Thanks!

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#3 Does anyone know where I can get one of these shirts?

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#7 ... and the other half to lung cancer!

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I am so, so jealous.

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This is true! So I've heard. I mean, I wasn't anywhere near there. Any of the many years I lived there. And you can't prove otherwise!

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#7 You. Absolute. Bastard!

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#12 Get the shot, then order your girlfriend more pasta!

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Crisco?!? That's your answer for everything!

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More specifically, it means "bastard son of Gibbon".

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*Transmutative

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You are a genius!

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Well, she's magic so...

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(Holds out very small paper bag) "Jelly Baby?"

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But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death

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#44 I think a better question is why does 70 year old Vladimir Putin looks like 5 year old you?

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Do bisa Rosiyu! Smert' Putinu!

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