HighBrows

2969 pts ยท November 20, 2015


Fistjam. Asbestos Man. The Tickler from 10 Downing Street. The clown in fancy dress. The giraffe in A fancy dress. Pissbits in your cornflakes. Drum 'n' Bass. Drill 'n' Spill. Battycrease Bingo Debts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of conspiracy theories (eg "the moon landing was faked") would obviously require an unrealistic amount of collaboration between countries that are/were, in fact, otherwise enemies. I mean... if the US never went to space, wouldn't the Soviets be the first people to try and disprove it?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think this is another reason why it also has a lot of parallels with drug addiction - you can force someone into rehab, but it's gotta take a personal choice to want to STAY clean

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never trusted mushroom foraging cos it's so easy to fuck up and die. I just stick to foraging for psychedelic toads instead, much safer ๐Ÿ™ƒ

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it got the CCP's knickers in a twist for one thing.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We don't know exactly but I think we can have a good guess about what happened to him, unfortunately

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope you get a comfy tiger chair

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this the "timeline being thrown into chaos" which Chris Chan warned us about?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(well you ended with 'Studio Ghibli' so my prior comment was kinda redundant lol)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you had me at "Studio Ghibli"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sir please step out of the vehicle" "I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS ARREST"

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Baguette-the-fuck out of here with your puns

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The beat-your-wife-el tower.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My lazy arse ended up waiting until 10pm last night (i.e. loooong past sunset) to clear the garden of leaves in time for dustbin collection this morning using my industrial-strength leaf blower/vacuum. Fortunately this also gave me ample time for alcohol consumption during the hours prior to vacuum time, meaning the added recreational fun factor from being drunk offset the added time-taken / inconvenience from doing this task at night-time. ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŒš

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

And then you got these casual millennials with their 'Service Pack 2' BS

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but what's your hi-score on Snake?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Hey baby you wanna see MAH jong? ๐Ÿ˜‰"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 'S' is the very definition of perfection: it's the only letter ever created within its respective typeface

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Any more talk like that and I'll slam you square in the haitei with these double yakumans right here, bro" ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still got a couple CD keys lying around somewhere... they can be yours for a couple of quid ๐Ÿ˜‰

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wasn't Spider Solitaire just Solitaire on EZ Mode? (or was that the joke? ๐Ÿ˜…)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

'they removed it from his personal computer' - you're talking about Bill Gates like he's Michael Scott lol

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I wish 'Fucking Minesweeper' was a real game. The original 'Minesweeper' was pretty tedious...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's way less about the construction of the vehicle and more about rider experience. I think a practice run or two would lead to a much more successful attempt in the worst vehicle than a single/blind run even in something like the 'Honor Roller' (The Simpsons)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it helps I'm pretty buzzed rn. Or were you referring to the video? ๐Ÿ™„

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

One smokes while the other drinks. Simultaneously. Efficient sesh

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why was the child in the refrigerator though?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Roleplaying too much? o.O

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1