HiImBrian

2127 pts ยท May 23, 2013


Ranch me, brotendo!

Holy shit I literally just walked past the International Spy Museum (its in DC) 5 hours ago, now I'm pissed I didn't go in!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Sir I was just going to tell her she shouldn't be doing those things I swear"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are the only wheelbarrow tricks I've ever seen!

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Don't call an ambulance, it's just a gag!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rite!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Take this gun" "Ok thanks.... WEEEEE"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just want to watch the world burn some people.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude, yes. What's their one song... Smells Like Ten Sprite

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

's what I'm sayin', fam

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will do, thanks Joe!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Thanks boss!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Believe in yourself, ya dingus!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP 9

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Ring

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just in time for the holidays!

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was at college in Florida 2 years ago and we got freezing rain and some flurries one night. Ended up having no school for 4 days.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a non-programmer... how the fuck did I get hired?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

You're great.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like "how can she be partially taken if she's mar- ohhhhhhh"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not bad for Paint!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"OH HELL YES" -dog, probably.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was about to say "haha nice, dumbass" then I picked up my coffee. You're right. Now I'm a dumbass.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bracelets is yapped! Fame came off!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...Empty?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They wouldn't understand

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Trash pandas gotta wash their hands too!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We can pickle that!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought, but that red hat guy has glasses. We're safe... this time.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool, dude.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2