468 pts ยท August 8, 2014
Don't fuck with David the Gnome.
WITCHCRAFT!
That contact shit is exactly why I don't want to wear them. Glasses may be a pain, but at least they don't get lodged in my eyeballs.
I want one of these so bad. For no other reason than it being cool as hell.
I need it.
For me, it's the customers. 99% of them are perfectly fine, but that 1% can really ruin a good day.
Four years in. I have no idea how I've lasted so long.
We have a collection of some of the oldest dated coupons on our cork board upstairs. I have accept coupons as old as 2002 and they work.
I love being a killjoy and telling them that.
A+ parenting right here.
I -love- that sunflower! I wish I had the patience to make one of my own.
https://imgur.com/sNSw95j
Leap, leap, leap.
#1 Dan Vs was a great show. It's a shame they canceled it.
Your dad fucking rules!
So that's what he does to pass the time during those 27 years.
Dude you look great! Serious resemblance to the man himself.
And cameos Garfield occasionally!
Great, now I want to fuck a skeleton.
I do! I love spiders, they're so fascinating to watch.
This is one of the best costumes I've seen this year.
Awesome work! They're going to be the coolest kids in school after this!
Is that Garfield the Deals Warlock on their mailbox?
Omg please keep making these. I had such a bad day and these cheered me up so much.
Wish I'd had some sugar water to give him, but I knew he'd at least be safer in the grass.
I found a little bumble bee stranded in a parking lot on my way home from work. I scooped him up and carried him to a grassy area nearby.
How does one move in a beast of a costume like that? Do they have to take like, baby steps? Or are they on wheels being pushed around?
Forbidden snack...
#29 My neighbors named theirs Bill Wi the Science Fi.
WoW is where I met my BF as well! We've been together for almost 5 years. <3
Don't fuck with David the Gnome.
WITCHCRAFT!
That contact shit is exactly why I don't want to wear them. Glasses may be a pain, but at least they don't get lodged in my eyeballs.
I want one of these so bad. For no other reason than it being cool as hell.
I need it.
For me, it's the customers. 99% of them are perfectly fine, but that 1% can really ruin a good day.
Four years in. I have no idea how I've lasted so long.
We have a collection of some of the oldest dated coupons on our cork board upstairs. I have accept coupons as old as 2002 and they work.
I love being a killjoy and telling them that.
A+ parenting right here.
I -love- that sunflower! I wish I had the patience to make one of my own.
https://imgur.com/sNSw95j
Leap, leap, leap.
#1 Dan Vs was a great show. It's a shame they canceled it.
Your dad fucking rules!
So that's what he does to pass the time during those 27 years.
Dude you look great! Serious resemblance to the man himself.
And cameos Garfield occasionally!
Great, now I want to fuck a skeleton.
I do! I love spiders, they're so fascinating to watch.
This is one of the best costumes I've seen this year.
Awesome work! They're going to be the coolest kids in school after this!
Is that Garfield the Deals Warlock on their mailbox?
Omg please keep making these. I had such a bad day and these cheered me up so much.
Wish I'd had some sugar water to give him, but I knew he'd at least be safer in the grass.
I found a little bumble bee stranded in a parking lot on my way home from work. I scooped him up and carried him to a grassy area nearby.
How does one move in a beast of a costume like that? Do they have to take like, baby steps? Or are they on wheels being pushed around?
Forbidden snack...
#29 My neighbors named theirs Bill Wi the Science Fi.
WoW is where I met my BF as well! We've been together for almost 5 years. <3