10 minutes after I decide to eat healthy
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8
1580
...But why July 29th?
13
0
202
Spok's Brain
12
5
336
I can resist everything except temptation
6
8
11734
No title
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4
282
One of my favorite lines
42
17
1942
Is this too subtle?
-1
3
174
MFW I hear Waluigi won't be in the new Smash Bros
6
4
690
Göhl, Germany
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2
40
If you can read this, you don't need it.
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0
130
Ee'dplebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun
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10
1015
Last month my best friend received a heart transplant.
88
90
1741
The comment section is going to be a trainwreck.
9
10
599
Born to be wild
2
2
245
But that's just my opinion.
-2
8
88
Life finds a way
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3323
When I watch the sequel to a movie before the original
21
3
132
Wait. No, this is just a scene from The Dark Knight Rises.
26
9
72
At least I think I'm funny.
17
17
14
Door dings after leaving my car in long term parking at the airport.
7
0
305
Ladder Cat
8
3
15
I'm a piece of shit.
18
33
77
My ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.
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10
773
X-Mans Oranges: Wolferine
13
7
313
She and I had... Chemistry together
9
3
74
Garden hose can't melt steal beams?
7
5
54
MRW my shit's on fire, yo
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2
27114
Today was my Cake Day. This is my cat.
13
5
191
When I'm doing my best to cope with a shitty situation
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65
184717
And why should I care?
2
13
195
Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used
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6
113
I'm not even sorry.
20
4
150
Anyone remember the 1998 McDonalds promotion for the Disney film "Mulan"
5
4
102
I say William Shakespeare had the right idea.
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3
142
So my ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.
19
19
145
MRW I'm waiting for my friend to text me back
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8
12200
One of Spiderman's lesser known powers
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12
1631
Can you name three things America has given to the world?
0
66
122
When I'm waiting for OP to deliver
14
2
209
Happy Friday the 13th!
14
5
46
In light of the Baltimore riots, I'm going luteing
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7
72
Why I respond to serious questions with Futurama references
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46