33344 pts · November 21, 2014
Hello, I'm from a town in Devon England. I ride motorcycles, bicycles and drive a lorry around in one of the most beautiful parts of the country.
This made me laugh so hard on the toilet the kids came up to see if I was ok
My eldest called her PE teacher a bus wanker
I just put £80 in mine and that was only half a tank ?
Saunton?
Rockstar need to put them out in the App Store. I want original gta on my phone
I love summer
Why I’ve already ridden one today and it’s not even lunchtime
They scared the adult right out of him
Are these regular years or business years?
Putting them in boiling water with aluminium and baking soda works too but don’t tell the professional refinishers
Several hundred sticks of dynamite would be faster
Go to hell
Looks like a sure fire way to get buggered by a horse
Cerne Abbas. I regularly drive through there in my lorry
That dude is probably having more fun too
Make him wear a condom to bed
You deserve more points than this
If anything it should be a motorcycle
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Hejj?
You probably wouldn’t feel it
Ah yes the walking floor
I’m gonna say never ?
Maybe I’ll buy a convertible for the next heatwave
Oof that’s hot, my ac works in my car but I don’t live far enough from work for the car to actually cool down on the drive home
I’ve been driving a HGV all day with no ac around Cornwall. 32.5°C in a mobile greenhouse was far from pleasant.
My house was built about a century before that
The ocean is soup
I have a pregnancy pillow. I’m a 34 year old man. Seriously buy one they’re amazing.
This made me laugh so hard on the toilet the kids came up to see if I was ok
My eldest called her PE teacher a bus wanker
I just put £80 in mine and that was only half a tank ?
Saunton?
Rockstar need to put them out in the App Store. I want original gta on my phone
I love summer
Why I’ve already ridden one today and it’s not even lunchtime
They scared the adult right out of him
Are these regular years or business years?
Putting them in boiling water with aluminium and baking soda works too but don’t tell the professional refinishers
Several hundred sticks of dynamite would be faster
Go to hell
Looks like a sure fire way to get buggered by a horse
Cerne Abbas. I regularly drive through there in my lorry
That dude is probably having more fun too
Make him wear a condom to bed
You deserve more points than this
If anything it should be a motorcycle
Hejj?
You probably wouldn’t feel it
Ah yes the walking floor
I’m gonna say never ?
Maybe I’ll buy a convertible for the next heatwave
Oof that’s hot, my ac works in my car but I don’t live far enough from work for the car to actually cool down on the drive home
I’ve been driving a HGV all day with no ac around Cornwall. 32.5°C in a mobile greenhouse was far from pleasant.
My house was built about a century before that
The ocean is soup
I have a pregnancy pillow. I’m a 34 year old man. Seriously buy one they’re amazing.