“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.”
“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.”
I'm not volunteering
Not reddit I don't want to see dogs die
Oh good Lord what a typo. Poppy seed
Cocaine Bear was the best airplane movie ever
My childhood pet was a Zebra finch named Killer because he pecked all the females we bought him to death
Yeah I'm not gonna click that link based on the url
I can't find the right Thank You gif
I just went on a 50th birthday trip with a friend I hadn't seen since we were 10
Dad was so happy to eat poopy seed bagels when he got out
That's sorta Donnie Darko
I think you should probably increase your Teams security settings and also listen to the funk wizard
Have you seen the job market? TSA doesn't really qualify you to do anything else
It doesn't work with the meme because there's no possible way to get that out of it
Came here to say exactly that. Hated it and it was so popular
#1 well I'm in big trouble, Cancer zodiac sign and root chakra symbol
I'm among the few that enjoyed Enterprise. Especially Porthos
It's common in India.
Afternoon? It would take like 5 minutes
Haha well he has had a lot of jobs.
I'm worried because I was born in Guam and if they don't know that Puerto Rico is part of the US then they definitely don't know Guam is
H&R block is cheaper and just as good for complex returns
I fell asleep watching Sleeper once
He's a puppy! It's more likely worms
Because that would have been cruel. His parents may have lost their tempers but they were never cruel
Kick!
I don't think you can call Peanuts "anime"
I'm 50 and have had zero symptoms
Much like those shorts, which fit 20 lbs ago
My kid got both the required meningitis vaccine and the optional meningitis B
Make me like 20 more and bring some ranch