Hellallo

149 pts ยท July 2, 2015


all these people with F Trudeau flags are so fickle. the minute he was single, absolutely zero of them were lined up to date and possibly F him, despite years of promising to do so.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the antici-PA-tion

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but you still own it and don't have to pay to listen to it or any of your other songs again next month.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get a twix candy bar and put it in your shirt. when your kids come by, say "i'm not a magician but i do have a couple of twix up my sleeve" then let the twix fall out of the cuff into your hand. hit 'em with the irl jokes and blow their minds.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we still have toys r us in canada!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i've always said that facebook is a great way to learn which of your aunts is racist.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"naw, that's where my angel wings used to be"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone needs to blend this with the akira poster...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

everything reminds me of her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that driver needs a raise, wow!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

those dogs would be like the perfect therapy dogs. just go there and scream with them.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

did it take longer because of brexit?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all the other alphabets. <3

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

welcome to costco, i love you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait, so we CAN do the fight club thing with the credit cards..?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in the 2 types of guys from austin image, is the guy on the left the tv geek from beat the geeks??

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i find myself asking where all the "F Trudeau!" flag people are now that he's single. like, you've been training for this your whole life! and suddenly, when you have the chance to date him and F him, you back out? seems like such a waste.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

shelby's is the best!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that dog: "I WAS MADE FOR THIS!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i remember reading once that when people were going to shops asking for invermectin for covid, some shop owners would ask them a skill testing question on whether they were there for the product legit or not. they'd ask, "without checking your phone, if you had a frog on your horse is that a good thing or a bad thing?". anyone who couldn't answer the question properly was kicked out of the store.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you got too many flags on the left side of the boat there, bud.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dunno bud, it looks like they're just getting started...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hell yeah!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the thing about this is that i don't think he would at all be offended or upset that he was ever called her +1.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

trader joes is amazon, right?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is a dog writing these posts?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i fink you freaky and i like you a lot

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0