idk, man. I don't do well under pressure. ____________________________________________ Since I keep randomly receiving pictures of people's dicks, I feel I should clarify that I am, in fact, a dude. Sorry guys.
idk, man. I don't do well under pressure. ____________________________________________ Since I keep randomly receiving pictures of people's dicks, I feel I should clarify that I am, in fact, a dude. Sorry guys.
Much cuter than any human kids.
And some people are both of them.
Looks like Nala is doing an excellent job. Seems like a promotion is in order.
That cat has a sidequest for you
"My sign has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my sign"
speedrunners irl
Works with your girlfriend too.
Just shove the pill down it's throat, hold it's mouth shut and tickle the nose until it swallows. It'll hate you for a bit, but it works.
You can have all of them as long as you have sex with your food.
Now make it play music.
I would die for you, Bingus
This is the opposite of a problem.
I want one of these
Yes, me, I am. Hello.
It needs to be a direct link to an image, so the link should end in something like .jpg or .png.
What's really intriguing about this fact is that they all actually worked at the SAME McDonalds. Not sure why they left that out.
You have to use high heat. You don't want to give the sugar time to burn or it will stick to the pan.
He got injured
That last one though. I definitely told someone B as in Bee on the phone before. I promise I'm not an idiot, these things happen.
I hope he sees this.
Quick! Start hoarding bottlecaps!
bow chika wow wow
Aww, look at the cute little murder kittens.
I could be wrong but I do think there's at least a couple more.
My favorite flavor
You joke but I am 100% certain that some variant of this was exactly what was going through this person's mind.
Duck eggs are actually much larger than chicken eggs (generally) and tend to have a much stronger taste.