There will never be another show like Def Comedy Jam.
984
48
28720
Get him a uniform.
638
76
23220
Good Kitty!!
40
6
1165
Core memory unlocked.
979
98
30510
Spoiler alert.
818
47
28298
We've come full circle.
1133
54
33457
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
19
5
1275
Smooth.
481
21
16540
I love when celebs do cool things.
895
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25248
When she says "come over, I'm all alone"
524
82
22798
The little troll that could.
586
20
21398
The train operator is watching the match live on his phone.
922
51
27186
Sea turtles, mate.
306
21
14043
*Sunrise intensifies*
717
41
25405
I need more train thingy in my life.
59
9
1589
That was close.
1
1
201
The Grinch's midnight smokeouts are always lit.
35
3
981
With friends like these, who needs enemies.
372
15
15962
"If he dies, he dies."
287
28
18319
Playing catch level: Disney Princess
720
34
20857
To infinity and beyond.
36
13
1276
Use your diaphragm.
432
27
21383
Canada for President.
1200
91
31714
"Recalculating route."
34
14
1198
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring.
36
6
1038
All the bro-bro's when they have a moment alone.
42
1
951
Fly catching level: 1000
539
40
20731
ᶠᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ, ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ
348
18
13245
This is the way.
784
29
27066
Lost phone found.
553
21
17568
Where the hell are my glasses?
1057
104
32075
I'll never be this good at anything.
39
8
1674
Vintage Aerolux Bulbs
421
20
16242
Heads up!
482
30
18195
You would hear me laughing through the mask so loud.
1007
37
28133
What's the password? You can't get in without the password.
1016
84
31048
Choo-choo coming through.
49
8
1061
ICE will never quit on their own. Just like the Nazis didn't quit on their own.
1402
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31265
Best helper ever!
451
22
16585
Tudum.
843
26
30953
It's Saturday night, and HBO is about to premiere a new movie.
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29026
Pstpstpstpstpstpst!!
38
8
1297
Your wish is my command.
684
32
24430
I need an old priest, and a young priest.
33
21
1627
Bon Appetit
550
90
24312
"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!"
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42
20913
Frod is living the dream.
989
36
23872
Subway, Eat Fresh.
40
42
1975
Instant Karma
47
21
1582