HeWillAdd

395 pts ยท August 8, 2017


The lowest of the low, the most hated author in time and space, (nice to meet you, again), ...who suffers from recurrent "deja vous," (didn't I already do this?), ...writer of books no one reads, (...and we want to discover intelligent life "out there"? How about here first?), ...websites no one visits, (hewilladd, nobody gets me...) ...who drives for a living... (anyone need a taxi?), ...because his sci-fi atheistic time travel based books suck, (An honest liar? That's an absurd Universe...) ...and takes pictures, horrible pictures of the most awful kind, (...flowers...) ...who is heterosexual, (...not that there is anything wrong with that,) ...maybe the flower photos make me self aware, or self conscious? (I type too much...) I love tech,... (Nanobots! Super A. I.! FTL! Supercaps! Dyson Swarms! JPL! Princeton Fusion! 5i!) ...sci-fi,... (may the force be with you, brown coats, big damn heroes, live long and prosper, I am your father, No!!!, STNG: The Inner Light!) ...philosophical debate,... (material physical rationalist absurdist: that doesn't make sense, it is absurd. Yes, this Universe is... absurd.) ...and all around argument lover who can, and will, try to make his point to a tree,... (...never lose an argument if you fight against nearly unconscious agents, I like to win, Nash equilibriums net win IMO! Game theory!) ...and who has a Facebook page with zero likes and no followers,... (Ghandi would be proud, he liked making leaders, not followers.) The page is about "Tod,"... (my sci-fi novel, 500+ pages of sux, no one has read, "deja vous," is it "vu"? Ugh!, not again Deja!) ...was that a Halo, sci-fi, or philosophical reference... perhaps all in one? All of this account, and descriptions of flowers, are "in jokes" for those that might someday read my books...or for me alone, if no one ever does...

From this time forward...(too soon?)

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I was falling...

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"If anyone can handle it, they can." #TexasStrong

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Yes, it is...

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Dear neighbor...

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"Ok, Google, when you become self aware..." Holy shit...

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This felt fitting...

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(Copyrighted material can be used for educational purposes under US law)...when using the number one, you do not need to place a zero before it. Learn something new every single day...

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That's the moment when you realize; you just fucked up....(and nobody's home to get any...)

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A Singularity...(actually, an ice storm and zooming in on a street lamp...)

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Nah, too trumpet shaped, not full, just not quite right...

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I come from a Universe where Lily picked true unending love...

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This is mine now, find your own...

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All is (finally) quiet...

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It is so very stereotypical for a guy like me to have a big fluffy kitty cat...her name is Miss Kitty, by the way...

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There is a beautiful desolation to the emptiness of the early-morn...

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Trees are probably never afraid of the dark...but they don't know axes exist...bliss...

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I said to her as I passed by, "you don't know the powah of the dark side!" She said, "yes, I do, may the force be with you."

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Fav, different angle...

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One of the best author interviewers in history...he just couldn't stop asking me who I was...he did care about flowers though, and that disappointed me...

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Never stand this close to a Singularity...

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Carry it every day he said...it is more mighty than the sword, so, makes sense...

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Germans gets the "in joke" of this man's life...

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That old barn was like a magnet, and they kept coming back, or were sent back, and every time it was involved, one of them died, or nearly died anyways...

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Wow, a real book. You throw your brain into grains of sand and electricity and send token fiat nylon which is actually worthless to a company that has no stores, and (absurdly), you get a real thing out of it!!??!!

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He was the biggest a hole ever, but his flowers were the best of any ever made...(my fav restaurant for Japanese food has this, used with their permission.)

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"He was from a broad meadow, his name defined who he was..."

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If Charlie starts talking in Latin, I'm outta here...

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How rude...

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One of my favs...

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One of my favorites, she was almost perfect...

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There are flowers in there somewhere... creepy dark of night, scary, I'm running for the door, axe carrying flowers...

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Earl gray...the captain would be proud...(maybe not with the milk...)

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Like, I wake up, and a signal has been placed above me on my ceiling. I am not sure if Mal needs a mercenary, if the Doc needs a contraption, if Kirk needs a whale, or if Master Chief is coming in for a landing...

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And when he looked into his hand, he found the most perfect pink petal ever made, and he knew it meant, "leave." (This hangs above me in my main room; to remind me where I was, that I am, and that I will be.)

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