HdoubleL

41047 pts ยท July 30, 2013


Ask to see her tits next. But tell her to take them out of the birdcage first.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to fold and wedge the MapQuest sheet into my vent like a makeshift NAV screen. No touch though :(

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that fade were any smoother it'd be a baby's ass

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

That cat's got a nice jab!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhhhh! You can't say "black guy" anymore... Jeeesus!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Good to see she stayed abreast of the situation

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: They use the missing jean parts to make denim short shorts where the pockets and labia hang out.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Regina Phelangie. The last few seasons were hilarious after Phoebe, Ross and Joey fully realized the silliness of their characters.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People sit in it and get a haircut and sometimes a beard trim and shave as well. Your welcome.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A fall like that could endya

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Heat ye, heat ye! We are gathered heat today to witness the famous reverse cowgirl. You saw it heat first. She's really hearing it up!

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

To be fair, the kiwi is barely even a bird

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I doubt an ACTUAL Kiwi would know anything about those kinds of things. Being a delicious fruit and all.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Both of your points are lost on me, in the context of the post mentioning a male experience possibly more indignant. I used my imagination.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

/2 And ultimately dying your own horrific death while trying to push your intestines back into your body?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 9

How about being drafted into a war u don't support for fear of repercussions to your family. Then seeing all manner of death & brutality /1

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 12

First they cut a rug, then they munched carpets

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And a dime

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But HalalBAE eez best

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"RIP your shower drain." - top comment on every long hair post

4 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

Sure, I can do Ya, Sugah. When should I come over? :P

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" - was a reaction meme before they even existed

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The cast of the new Hollywood all-female version of Seven Samurai?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Blue shirt is Marty Roverman

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheers mate! Have another +1!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finally! Thank you... Took 8 hours but it worked. Let's call it a delayed alley-oop. +1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0