HayseedByte

317 pts ยท December 23, 2014


Say when...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have those same Bahco adjustable wrenches. Expensive, but worth it.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These people have excellent taste in music.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A man of culture. Feckin pumas

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think anyone has ever tried cocaine and thought "This isn't fun at all. I hate this."

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Jake brakes are loud. I bet it'd be pretty loud to have big truck crash through your living room because their brakes got too hot, though.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cat just wanted to lay in the sunny spot

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crime started going down roughly 15 years after Roe v Wade. I expect it to start rising again in a decade or so.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've always wanted to learn to dance but I got no rythym.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a joke. No one is actually going through the trouble to fill boxes with cat shit and leave them on their own porch hoping to mildly inconvenience a thief.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His daddy used him as alligator bait.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties.

10 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 13

A fuckin what now?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm your Huckleberry. In fact, that's just my game. Say when.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except we'll all be homeless and starving way before the rich are hurt bad enough to change anything.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've gotten a drop of the PAA we use on my wrist a couple times and it resulted in a pretty severe chemical burn and you can't get near it without an APR.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peracetic acid, actually.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You mean the Louisiana fella he sent to the Promised Land?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was that a Warlord of Arizona reference you snuck in there? Easy there, window puncher.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIGHT?! I was starting to wonder if I was the only one that saw the idiocy of using touch screens in a car. I fkin hate touchscreens.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But a cancer or diabetes diagnosis doesn't mean you'll lose everything ul

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think they were referring to the water dude was standing in. Doesn't matter what country you're in, there's shit in flood water.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

So that's how Estwing makes those handles.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except our cops will just kill us and it wont even make the news.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We deserve it. Sorry everyone.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Easy to say what you would've done after the fact, with all the information and sitting in your living room.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can put a couple pieces of dry ice in a 20oz bottle with some water, put the lid on it real quick and throw it and it will blow up like that. It's loud af but basically harmless. We used to do it all the time at work.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See What I can Fuck up Today

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1